cheesedick

The name given to someone who watches porn while eating Cheetos. Usually given away by the cheese stain on clothing.

He is the original cheesedick.

The nick name of Chesta Cheetos.

Look at that cheesedick. Looks like he hade the flaming hot cheetos.

by GFL December 24, 2007

Cheedle

A penis that has the width of a chode and the length of a needle-dick. Can often be found on men of African, French, or Bengali descent. It is used to excrete nitrates, via urine, synthesized in the body. Also, it acts as a implement for dispensing sperm in a female's vagina.

Damn yo, did you see that bitch Lauren? Her cheedle is HUGE!

by Banishko June 8, 2010

Cheedle

A chode needle. Otherwise known as a penis wider than it is long, which grows into a needle shape.

What the bone, I think I'm getting a cheedle from staring at her nice T and A.

by N Sieg December 28, 2007

chewed ass

Parts of your ass ripped or chewed off.

Found body in the forest....
Policeman:" Look, that guy must have worked for SVTR."
Witness: " How do you know????"
Policeman:" He's got a chewed ass!!!"

by God Hates Me June 14, 2003

cheesedick

1.Dumb ass 2.Fooling around in general

1.That cheesedick is really starting to piss me off. 2.Will you guys stop all that cheesedickery and give me a hand?

by Will Crenshaw September 22, 2006

cheed

A word that a certain Nick is forever forbidden to say. Comes from ancient cousin tradition.

"Hey Blake"

"What"

"I have to tell Mom something"

"What do you have to tell her?"

"Cheed"

by Nick Butler May 28, 2004

Cheesedick

A martian of extra-terrestrial origins which lives on this planet among humans. Has a cheesy laugh and finds all jokes funny that are made against other people. However, whenever the joke is aimed at him, he becomes insanely "butt-hurt" and says "Not Coooool." The CHEESEDICK also makes a fool out of himself when he is drunk by puking all over everything.

Hey guys! Look at that martian, he's such a Cheesedick!

by Cockfondleskins May 10, 2011