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Carpet Angels

The act of flopping yourself down onto a carpeted floor and going through the same motions that you would to make a snow angel. This is usually attempted and/or accomplished while intoxicated. Depending on your attire, or lack thereof, this process can cause some substantial carpet burns.
Also, depending on the depth of the carpet, you may or may not actually see angelic-shaped results.
Chris was so piss drunk on hard cider, he dropped down and started doing carpet angels.
by Woobey June 25, 2016
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carpet muncher

Munching on some pusssay.
Daaaaaaaaamn you know that carpet muncher Martha ? She was munchin on every bitch at the party AGAIN.
by slapabeezy May 7, 2007
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shag carpet

When ass air gets to long, and wiping is as hard as pulling peanut butter out of shag carpet.
I need to shave I have the shag carpet again.
by Big Ray April 2, 2005
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Carpet Muncher

The term given to a guy or girl who goes down on a girl who does not shave her crotch.
The term given to oral sex of the unshaved vagina.
Paul: Dude I ate her out and, she hadnt shaved!


Bobby: Aww, carpet muncher.
by imabfresh January 7, 2009
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steaming carpet

the act of relieving yourself onto a woman's pubic region. An act made notorious by peewee herman
I was steaming carpet yesterday when my mom walked in. How embarassing.
by Gregery May 11, 2006
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Muddy Carpet

When the male places his smooth family jewels inside of his partners warm birth canal, while making sweet love to her pudding maker at the same time.
Dude, me and the ladyfriend were fucking nasty last night. She creamed herself when I gave her the muddy carpet.
by TehPath December 23, 2006
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Carpet Bears

The mystical creatures in your room who steal your stuff when your not looking. Scientifically proven that they are the reason behind the strange occurences when you know exactly that you put something in a specific place but it's not there.
"What the hell, where is my wallet? I knew I put it right here...Damn Carpet Bears!!"

"Dude have you seen my cell phone? I can't find it." "No, the Carpet Bears probably took it."
by Crazyw00 December 29, 2007
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