The act of flopping yourself down onto a carpeted floor and going through the same motions that you would to make a snow angel. This is usually attempted and/or accomplished while intoxicated. Depending on your attire, or lack thereof, this process can cause some substantial carpet burns.
Also, depending on the depth of the carpet, you may or may not actually see angelic-shaped results.
Also, depending on the depth of the carpet, you may or may not actually see angelic-shaped results.
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Daaaaaaaaamn you know that carpet muncher Martha ? She was munchin on every bitch at the party AGAIN.
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The term given to oral sex of the unshaved vagina.
The term given to oral sex of the unshaved vagina.
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Dude, me and the ladyfriend were fucking nasty last night. She creamed herself when I gave her the muddy carpet.
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"What the hell, where is my wallet? I knew I put it right here...Damn Carpet Bears!!"
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