Carlos Mencia

born Ned Arnell Holness October 22, 1967. Comedian, Actor, Writer, and Television Show Host.
Took the stage name Carlos Mencia in the early-mid 90's and started performing his stand-up comedy act in the L.A. comedy scene at venues such as The Comedy Store and The L.A. Cabaret. Throughout the years, Mencia has released 7 CD's, 4 televised comedy specials, and has various television cameo appearances. Mencia finally got a regualar weekly half-hour slot on Comedy Central called Mind of Mencia in June of 2005.
Mencia's comedy is highly controversial. His general material focus is race, religion, and social class. He also pokes fun at the physically handicapped, and the mentally impaired. The vast majority of the American viewing public dislike Carlos Mencia's routine, and not because of his offensive conduct- but because of his lack of comedic talent. His loud, in-your-face presentation and delivery seem to upset more people than make them laugh. Also, his material is not broad. He stays away from other popular issues, and sticks with race.
People that like Mencia feel that his critics dislike him because of his controversial material, when actually they(WE) dislike him because of his poor delivery, his obnoxious presentation, and his narrow range of material.
I'd rather sit on a bed of dicks and have you piss on my face than watch Carlos Mencia perform.
by bullfr0g June 10, 2006
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Not at the table, Carlos

A line from The Hangover which has become a commonly used slogan by the movie's fans. The line is spoken by Zach Galifianakis' character when he uses the baby's arm to pantomime masturbation. The phrase need not be used in context; it possesses a non-sequitur, esoteric quality similar to "Free Bird!"
Joe: I'm so sick of my parents fighting all the time.
Bill: Not at the table, Carlos!
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Carlos D.

Androgynous bassist of gloom rockers Interpol. Often defined as a goth nazi vampire, Carlos is found mostly at parties, drinking, and having sex.
Girl: That Carlos D is so hot. I want his children.

Guy: I wish I could be as cool as that Carlos D.
by tortured January 22, 2005
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Carlos Mencia

A comedian on a show called 'Mind of Mencia' on Comedy Central. He tries to be offensive by being all racist all the time. Woo. He's so bad. There are three reactions to his comedy:

1. People who applaud him for his 'refreshing political incorrectness' and say how stupid people are who are offended by him.

2. People who are offended, not realizing that's what he's relying on in the first place. Tard. Also falling under this category; so-called patriot fanatics who protect the USA without realizing it hasn't really been attacked in the first place.

3. People who despise him, because he calls himself edgy and talks about how many people hate him. Generally, sensible people.
Person 1: "On Mind of Mencia last night, Carlos Mencia said that black people were lazy and Mexican people cross the border! It was so funny!!"

Person 2: "Oh my god. That pisses me off so much. I know for a fact that not all black people are lazy. I have a few good black co-workers! Also, that bitch is anti-American! I should kick his ass!"

Person 3: "Wake up. You're both tards."
by That Fuzz April 25, 2006
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Carlos Garcia

A sexy latin stallion who treats his woman like a princess. He is a man driven by passion, and love. He is a strong, compassionate romantic. A jack of all trades. Skillful and thought provoking. The man of any woman's dreams but likes to screw with other peoples mind by giving them affection, hopes and then taking it ALL away!!! Striving to be known and organize events to mingle socially
So he pulled a Carlos Garcia on you and your best-friends?

Your so lucky to be with Carlos Garcia

Are you going to Carlos Garcia event tomorrow night?
by LAman22 November 11, 2010
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Luis Carlos

The cutest man you can meet. He is usually shy at the beginning, but if you gain confidence he is one of the sweetest people in the universe. He is a very affectionate and romantic man. He does not usually open very quickly, and when he is interested on a girl, he usually takes it easy. When he is interested on a girl, even if he has not spoken to her, she does see her a lot and want to be as close as possible, even if he disguises it. He are usually short, but very athletic. He likes basketball and soccer, also running and music.
Luis Carlos is the most wonderful boy on Earth.
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Carlos Rodriguez

Carlos- the kinda guy you want in your life. Some people just don't see what he sees. He always looks foryhe best in people. Loves to make people laught.
Most carlos' s have beautiful women in their lives.
some have exquisite names like, Adriana, Alana,Serena,and Emy.
"Carlos Rodriguez " is the kinda guy you can't so loving. he's the kinda guy that has you hooked once you make eye contact with his charm.
by emy_cutie April 12, 2015
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