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Captain Caveman's Club

A thick dry stool with a enlarging circumference that becomes increasingly painful to pass.
It resembles captain caveman's club in both shape and size.
Bob: "Why are you crying?"
Jill: "I just dropped Captain Caveman's Club in the toilet."
by Darren Jackson 1972 June 27, 2008
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captain rats

Australian slang term used to imply that someone is completely crackers. An analogy used to convey a state of insanity, possibly catalysed by heavy consumption of legal or illegal substances.
eg1. Policeman: He threatened the victim with a spork, held her hostage and demanded the ransom be paid in bananas... He was captain rats.

eg2. Josef Fritzl is captain rats.
by Coco schmoko September 4, 2009
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Captain Forehead

Guy with a disproportionately large forehead. 'Nough said.
Angel (David Boreanaz) from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Angel, a spinoff series, is a Captain Forehead.
by Poetic Ramblings October 3, 2010
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Reverse Captain Hook

Popular in climbing circles, the Reverse Captain Hook requires extreme finger strength and dexterity. This maneuver entails a girl standing up, while you do pull-ups between her legs, supporting your entire body weight with only two fingers in her vagina. If done correctly, should result in an orgasm.
Andrew: "Yo, Dan. I heard you reverse captain hooked Tracy last night."
Dan: "Yeah man. That shit's busted for at least two months and I have to throw away my sheets. Looks like murder."
Andrew: "Bro, that's fucked up!"
by TylerDurden6969 October 24, 2011
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Captain Save a ho

E-40 the rap artist coined the phrase captain save a ho.
Where a guy will take care of a goldigger. pay for everything. pay for goldie to get her nails done, hair done, get a cellular hooked up. the guy will be a sucker for the girl and take care of paying for her kids. He will come to the girls rescue like a superhero in attempt to get some play. Dine her and she will take advantage of him. he would actually say I will save a ho baby I am here for you.
Make captain save a ho take care of your kids. make your kids his. it is all part of that take care of me like a superhero with an S on the chest, When I call on the cellular you hooked up, come and save me.
by Clinton Ziza Smith May 10, 2006
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Captain America

A legend made by god himself stan lee and Morgan Freeman
You know I'm sort of captain america myself
by The grater of cheese February 24, 2019
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Captain Morgan

When you get really drunk on Captain Morgan and Diet Coke and then get your dick out and start flapping it about.
Wow Danny sure was out of control at drinks the other night. He Captain Morgan'ed us big time!
by Booyakasha! April 15, 2011
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