Candle

THC concentrate aka Wax

when you hit up your weed guy, and need wax but you know the government is listening, you tell him you need a candel.

Hey Doug, can I get a candle?

by y2gennaro May 10, 2018

cakes and candles

An ironically cooler way to say Happy Birthday

Sadie: it’s Aisha’s birthday

Maddie: Cakes and Candles Aisha, T-up

by T1yotT January 23, 2024

A candle idea

Not the brightest idea one can come up with but enough to get the job done.

Shit, can you help get this bottle out of that hole?

Hold on, I got a candle idea. (Proceeds to use a fishing rod instead of a grabber but successfully gets it out anyways.)

by MaskedTreason December 5, 2020

pussy candle

Very obscure term to refer to a small dick

Adam has a pussy candle!
Heh, knew he would have had one.

by Lightning Blitz January 20, 2022

The Wankee Candle

Created by none other than Drakey Fucking Hall. The Wankee Candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. Around women you make sweet love. Alone you wank yourself into oblivion.

I didn't get lucky so when I got home I lit The Wankee Candle. My chest looked like I had been attacked by Spider-Man come 3am.

by Drakey_Hall February 6, 2018

candle scandle

a little thing or problem that pisses a girl off greatly

man- hey dude did you sleep with that chick?
man 2- nah dude it was a candle scandle

by elsanchokirky April 3, 2010

candle munging

Basically all candle munging is you take you and group of friends to a graveyard dig up a deadbody(usually female) BUT! here's the twist while you and your buddies are fucking the deadbody you're also going to start performing the candeling process(sticking a candle up a vagina) so once you and your friends are done nutting in the rotting vagina you put the candle up the vagina and it melts the inside, and your friend is going to be eating all of the cum maggots and candle wax out of the vagina.

Hey bro, wanna go candle munging I found a really nice graveyard

by syncc March 25, 2024