shake the cactus

An awesome way to describe urination or masturbation..

Or all the above at the same time

Student: Excuse me sir, but I gotta go shake the cactus
Teacher: OK, be back before the lesson starts

Friend 1: Man, she's so hot, I might just go shake the cactus
Friend 2: YES

by CactusShaker9000 January 12, 2012

Cactus Cowboy

Whatever you want it to be. Very open ended.

You are such a cactus cowboy Jeff.

Thank you.

by Someone much smarter than you August 6, 2008

jamaican cactus

Refers to the herb or mary janes tobaco

Stoner 1: Man this jamaican cactus is the shiznit
Stoner 2: fo shizzle ma nizzle

by herbal harry July 21, 2004

Cactus dick

a person who has a dry, prickly dick called a "Cactus dick"

After Billy sucked his mums penis and she man creamed and jared down his throught he got his tongue cut up on her cactus dick.

by Obey January 6, 2008

cactus juice

Most awesome juice ever. Drinking it too much is the safest way of getting high. It might be green, but it tastes magestic.

Random person: "OMG HAVE YOU TASTED CACTUS JUICE YET?!"
Other random person: "o_O Umm... No. It sounds aweful."
RP: "YOU GO TO TASTE IT. IT'S MAGICAL!"

by FuckingAnonymous August 7, 2009

Flaming cactus

The act of naked kung fu

Tom: I challenge you to a battle!
James: I accept on one exception!
Tom: What is that?
James: We must fight with Flaming Catus Style!
Tom: Ok!
James: What are you doing with your clothes still on!?
Tom:THIS IS HOW WE MuST FIGHT! Noooooo!

by Pimpin Teddybear May 13, 2005

Cactus Cock

also known as CC when needing to be discreet regarding this issue, Cactuc Cock is when a male has a rather THICK penis and is constantly bringing female sex partners to bleed as a result of being too thick for the vaginal cavity.

"did you hear about brads cactus cock causing some more damage again last night? Thats three girls this month he has made bleed when they have sampled the cactus"

by mexican cactus November 21, 2009