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Breakfast Pastry

A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is so sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.

Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!
ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!

Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!
by Chachi55 April 9, 2022
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Breakfast Club

A group of friends who always hang out or a group of people you never thought would be friends
You see Logan over there with that kid John? Man, I've saw him with five other completely different people..Such a breakfast club
by WeekendsAreLife April 18, 2018
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Jacksonville breakfast

A sexual act performed on the way to the workplace involving a man, a woman, and a bottle of ketchup. Details concerning particulars differ from person to person, with most too unspeakable to mention.
Did you see the look on Cole's face in the morning meeting? He looked like he'd just had a Jacksonville breakfast.
by scubasteven November 23, 2009
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breakfast saussage

A blowjob before you've gotten out of bed in the morning.
I rolled over in the warm patch formed on the bed from the crack of light streaming in from the eastern window and asked her, in my sweetest voice, if she wanted some breakfast saussage...
by the original wolfy November 8, 2006
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Russian breakfast

drinking vodka with your cereal of choice
"dude i got hammered of my Russian breakfast, I had fruit-loops."
by loco30k February 10, 2015
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Dwarven Breakfast

Vomit, esp "on-the-fly" Roman style where puking is merely a bump in the road of a long party-night. A popular term among role-playing nerds and convention attendees.
"After 23 beers, I've had a dwarven breakfast and I'm ready for more!"
by Cold1s January 21, 2010
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Stink Breakfast

To go directly out for food right after a party early in the morning.
To wake up in your clothes and going out for food without showering or doing other hygiene activities. Participants may sometimes smell of alcohol from the night before or B.O. from not bathing in many hours.
Yo, after the party just crash at my house so we can go out for stink breakfast.
by Corbon Deoxide June 3, 2008
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