Big Boned

Often used as an excuse to being fat. Also, if you use this, you sound a fuck-lot like Eric Cartman.

Shut up fatass!

I'm not fat, I'm big boned!

by FNFortune October 16, 2023

Triple-Boned

The state of being boned by three men at once, with the requirement that at least one boner being inserted into an ear canal.

I am currently being triple-boned, so no, I can’t hear you!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

I boned her

Have a extraordinary s*x with a woman and her bones almost went cracked of the man's force. (You can relate if you're Shaquille O'Neal's wife.)

"She said she needed comfort"
"So I phoned her "
SIKE
"I BONED HER"

Commentor: @FrokuBabayy, from the "Supa Hot Fire ENDS the Blueface's Carrer" shorts video on YTB.

by AdiniSoylemekIstemeyenOguz November 18, 2023

frog boned

Waking up to a man that was far more attractive when you went to bed.

Oof…I woke up to an unfortunate looking man today. I was Frog Boned.

by SmokeShowRandy April 29, 2024

rudolph the red boned reindeer

the act of lighting your playmates nose on fire on christmas and them forcing them to suck your dick while the nose is still lit.

i got the best rudolph the red boned reindeer last year from my girlfreind

by mind invasion June 20, 2011

Aching to get Boned

A term used to describe a horny individual (usually female)

Janet has been texting me non-stop, she's aching to get boned

by Steve Horbachuk1 May 22, 2015