purple headed bloom fairy

a male's statue that is below the waistline and above the knees, usually called the penis or erected or flacid male genetalia also known as a dick.

I stuck my purple headed bloom fairy in her vertical bacon smile.

by Will B February 24, 2004

blooming flower

This is the term most commonly used to describe the act of swiftly pulling your penis out of your partners rectum, thus causing the inner tissue to "bloom" outward; producing what appears to be a flesh colored flower blooming from the anus

How was your time in prison?

It wasn't too bad except for the day Bubba gave me a blooming flower after dropping the soap.

by Morgan Candlelight April 10, 2009

Bloomin

Word that causes parents to suffer apoplexy when their toddlers learn it from their grandfathers and they subsequently look up the definition in Urban Dictionary

Not to be confused with a regional pronunciation of “blooming” as made popular by Raymond Briggs’ Father Christmas, which is a harmless colloquial ejaculation of frustration.

My child said “bloomin” and I’m worried everyone will think he’s referencing a fictional use of the word which involves a ludicrously specific sex act never performed in the history of human sexual intercourse

by Vr1307 October 12, 2018

Blooming Idiot

A kid who was born when his father ejaculated into a flower pot. Resulting in an idiot to blossom.

Look at that blooming idiot right there

by New York Lobster January 29, 2019

Bloom

Verb: The act of having explosive diarrhea and accidentally getting feces on your balls; the act of defecating on someone else's balls in order for them to be pleasured by the act.

"Damn. After that Chipotle we ate last night, I ended up accidentally blooming. My balls looked like they were dipped in chocolate."

"Sandy bloomed on my balls last night before sex. The warmth turned me on to no end."

by Hansonpaulsey October 14, 2009

West Bloomfield high school

The ghetto.

Guy1: aye did you see what happened at west Bloomfield high school
Guy2: yeah man they’re so ghetto
Guy1:Fr 😂

by Ilikedick1223939 October 15, 2021

boomfa

Slang meaning your tongan cousin or uncle. You use the word when u smack a ball out the park in cricket

(Kid batting in cricket net)
Kid 1:"yo i cant remember my tongan cousins name?"
Kid 2 "same oi"
Kid 1: ( Smashes a cricket ball for six)
Kid 2: ( as soon as kid 1 smacks the ball) "o yea its boomfa!)

by boomfascousin January 9, 2019