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Bloody Axe Wound

I'm in the mood for some bloody axe wound, and I'm not talking about watching Braveheart!
by Slick Dick Lick June 16, 2004
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bloody booger

Noun- this seems to be a self explanatory situation, but let me clarify. A booger that it is in part or in whole, bloody. Sometimes caused by excessive nose picking. Often times a hung over beligerant drunk will find that he was punched in the nose and wakes up with a bloody booger.
Socially unacceptable, except in frat' houses.
"Check it out man, I got a bloody booger! I think I'll wipe it on the sofa."
"Oh no! Oh my gosh! Bertha just snagged a bloody booger!"
"Hey, my drunk uncle got in a fight last and woke up with bloody boogers."
"I put a bloody booger on my sister-in-law's shirt"
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Bloody Mary

1. A classic cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, salt, pepper, a celery stick and other spices. I'm told that I make the best in London which is annoying because I don't like them. Waste of vodka if you ask me.

2. The name we give to my insane grandmother. She doesn't mind...
1. "A bit too spicy, Mr Ben. I admit, I'm a pussy but I need some ice please."

2. "Would you like a cup of tea, Bloody Mary?"
"Am I free? Of course I am, dear..."
by Mr Ben February 9, 2005
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bloody hell

A very famous line from Harry Potter. It is normally said by Ron Weasley.
Ron: Bloody hell, Harry!
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Ron: What the bloody hell was that all about?
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Ron: Bloody hell!

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Ron: Bloody hell. Whoever shed this must be 60 feet long, or more.

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Ron: in own voice Bloody Hell!
Harry: We still sound like ourselves. You've got to sound more like Crabbe.
Ron: in lower voice Um... Bloody hell
Harry: Excellent.
by eLLiE49 October 6, 2009
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Bloody Oath

Australian slang term. Used in light hearted manner conveying humour at seriousness of subject under discussion. The more humour Australians use in speech is indicator of seriousness involved.
Q: Has the flood destroyed your farm and all the crops?
A; Bloody Oath, we'll have to start from scratch.
by ErnMalleyscrub May 7, 2011
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Bloody Dick

When you jack off too hard without sufficient lubrication and rub the skin on your dick raw, to the point where it starts to bleed.
I got a case of bloody dick last night because I was outta lotion.
by qtipextra June 5, 2011
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Gooby Booby

I have a Gooby Booby
by witesouljaboi June 17, 2008
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