blind man's muff

A party game for the very drunk and very knuckleheaded.
1. Several (3 or more) girls lie on the floor/bed naked.
2. The contestant is blindfolded.
3. The contestant then proceeds to eat out each girl's muff.
4. The aim of the game is for the contestant to correctly guess who he/she is licking out by the taste of the clam and/or the squeals of pleasure (or pain in the case of novices) of the muff owners.

John's skill at blind man's muff was totally astounding. Even when completely slaughtered on the best booze and drugs he still managed to guess every accomplice's identity.

by hermaphrodite September 17, 2004

going in blind

As if your approaching a situation without having any previous knowledge or not knowing what the outcome will be you're going in blind

Going on a blind date

Attending an interview unprepared
Going in blind

by Mechanical vitamins April 13, 2016

third eye blind

one of the best bands ever, released two amazing albums in which each song can be listened to for months, weeks, whatever

goooodbyyyyyyeeee doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo.

by grishinka July 24, 2003

Blind

to not be able to see

Louis Braille was blind.

by kwang June 5, 2003

bliad

a russian word for slut or whore. Usually "bliad" does it for fun, no money. "Bliads" could have a special appereance: bruisies under eyes, bad tabacco breath,cheap make-up. They can be usually observed in company with alchogolics, drinking vodka straight from the bottle neck. Many of them have pretty rich life expirience, sophisticated, so it is interesting to listen to their life stories.
The word ca be used just for saying that some girl is ready to fuck with anybody after some shots, or for describing bad people:

Dude, she is a real bliad, just buy her couple more drinks.

or

Those chinese bliads not gonna pay me this month!

by D imitry September 8, 2008

Shit or Go Blind

This is a phrase used when someone is confused and cannot decide between two choices. It is derived from the conundrum faced by a teenage male who lives in a house with one bathroom and a large family. When you live in a house with lots of people you can only masturbate in the privacy of the bathroom. You also have limited time because everyone has to use the same bathroom. Hence the dilemma, should I shit or jack off, which everyone told you would cause you to go blind.

The running back put such a move on the linebacker he did not know whether to shit or go blind!

by Mr Wod December 1, 2010

Love is blind

When you don't care about what the person you love looks like, because looks don't matter. When you truly love someone, you're "blind" to their appearance.

-"Why are you in a relationship with that person? They're so ugly."

-"Because love is blind. It doesn't matter to me what they look like, I still love them."

by Rachael Young April 15, 2017