blangatang

(noun): one member of a couple who are not officially dating, but act in every way like a couple, annoying the fuck out of everyone around them.

(verb): being someone's blangatang

Male: What are we exactly?
Female: I don't know. We're happy. Why do we need to put a labal on it.
Male: Because there is a label: BLANGATANGS, bitch!

Gossipy chick: OMG! Have you seen those two? Are they an item?
Guy who wants her to shut up: They're blangatangs.

Man 1: Things are going great. I'm not sure if I want to ask her out though. We might just keep blangatanging.
Man 2: I hate you. Leave me alone.

by tippiandalfred July 2, 2010

Black Friday

Black Friday:

Sociological-Pathological phenomena of American people trampling others for unneeded things one day after being thankful for what they already have…

"Joe camped out for two days in front of the Computer store on Black Friday..."

by Critik2be November 27, 2012

Blast from the past

When you get older and look back at the young dumb days of your life. Drug use sex and country music.

Hey Randy you want to have a blast from the past?

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 10, 2022

Bucket of Muzzle Blast

Among artillerymen, a nonexistent item used to trick rookies. It is commonly used to send rookies on a wild goose chase. (Muzzle blast is the burst of smoke and fire that erupts from the muzzle when a shell is fired.)

"Private, go to the supply sergeant and see if he can find you a bucket of muzzle blast."

by Tom from the Shore November 19, 2007

Meat Blanket

An excessively fleshy person who manages to drape themselves over their (usually unwilling) surroundings. May or may not be accompanied by unwanted fluids, such as sweat, onion dip or . . .

Ken needed to use the restroom, but the meat blanket in the aisle seat had cut off his only escape route.

by geodave June 16, 2016

Darker than Black

A mature yet entertaining (and dark ) anime about people called "Contractors" that have to perform obsessive compulsive "payment" in order to use their super powers. It's set in an alternate universe where there are 2 places called "hells gate" and "heavens gate" which are supposedly the source of where the contractors come from and hold supernatural qualities. "Contractors" are people, hidden from the general public and considered highly dangerous to the government and "not human"(not displaying much human emotion and relying on logical thought) . While a small number of these contractors work for the government, most form underground society's or groups that work (or dispute) against each other. Also working with these contractors are Emotionless locators called "Dolls" that use certain elements as mediums to locate people or contractors.

The main character, Hei, is a contractor known as the Black Reaper. Although meddling in more trouble than most contractors could handle, is considered the most dangerous while only using his contracted powers for self defense and against mobsters and actual criminals. Though we do not know very much about the mysterious Hei, we do know that his sister, Bai, disappeared along with heavens gate several years ago. More episodes to come for this Epic anime...

Person1: What anime should i watch next? i just finished Death Note.
Me: Darker Than Black!! Its really Mysterious and Supernatural like Death Note but has a completely different storyline.

by DianaLeewashere August 11, 2009

token black guy

Any fictional character of African-American descent that has been inconsequently inserted into the plot a movie or TV show for the express purposes of creating an image of commercially safe, politically correct, and insipid racial harmony. In eras gone by the token black guys would be the first characters to be killed off. This phenomena of commercial cinema and television that would sacrifice the quality of their storytelling for the sake of attempting the impossible act of offending absolutely nobody, is succinctly satirized by the aptly named south park character, Token.

Token from south park, Charley in the TV show Friends.

Any black character in any movie that is neither the protagonist nor antagonist, is unimportant to the plot and does not significantly contribute to it, preferably dies before the end, usually does not end up with the girl. sometimes is the sidekick if the role is unimportant enough, and is very often comic relief (often in stereotype-enforcing manner).

by themarcuscreature February 13, 2005