bertuzzi

the act of being an epic dildo when you think you're doing something justified and noble

waiter: this guy only tipped me 10% therefore i must murder him, his family and his friends.

chump: awesome, why don't you download some child porn while you're at it and make your bertuzzi complete.

by supermango March 14, 2009

Bertie

The most amazing man you will meet. He is a complete gentleman, walking you to your door each time you go on a date no matter how long it will eventually take him to get home. Not pushy and caters to your every need. He is passionate about things he believes in and will fight for them. He is fun to be with and enjoys laughter and good company. He is kind and thoughtful. He is the guy that everyone wishes they were with. He is handsome and charming and strong both in the mind and physically. Although he can be a little insecure at times, he needs not to be because he is someone that you will surrender all of your love to wholly. His passions are, rugby, photography, politics, animal rights music and fitness. He is going to conquer the world, one step at a time! If you don't fall in love with this man then you must have some serious issues, you'd be lucky to have him in your life.

Guy walks girl home. That is such a Bertie thing to do.

by vitaweat January 22, 2011

berthina

Bright ,happy, and kind to everyone. Stylish and trendy. Lights up a room with her beauty. You've got a friend in her.

Berthina is a super amazing person.

by kelliente May 14, 2015

Bertrude

A boy from Africa who travels far distances to meet his one, true love. He may send you the occasional bouquet of flowers or box of fine Kenyan chocolates just so you know that he loves you. Bertrude is adored by all.

Anna: "Oh my goodness, I just got a box of truffles in the mail from my man!"
Anna's Friend: "Why, his name must be Bertrude? Right?"

At an airport:
Girl (talking to stranger): "Yeah, so I'm waiting to pick up my boyfriend. He came to visit me from so far away!"
Stranger: "Gotta love them Bertrudes."

by justlookingforlove March 11, 2010

Al' Bertni

the arabic equivalent of "a little fucking faggot"

haji 1: durka durka durka

haji 2: durka durka durka jihad al' bertni

by shitty mcfuckfuck June 7, 2009

big bertha

giant ram truck made in the 70's. illest mode of transportation, from point A, to point B.

bitty #1: "yo we rollin in big bertha tonight!"
bitty #2: "hell yess suckah!"
bitty #3: "rosa parks big bertha bizznach!"

by yeeeahbuddeh October 25, 2011

Bertation

Something that must have been heavy during the 2011 Grammys according to news anchor Serene Branson.

"Well a very, very heaveh, ah heavy do it bertation tonight. We had a very dares-dareson...bite let's go ahead, terris tazingless to the bit and have the pet." -Serene Branson

by jackson edison March 15, 2011