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baby benjamin

Garrett Watts love child with the devil. Most iconic child in the history of the memes.
Baby Benjamin is literally the scariest baby in the world, but I still stan him.
by mytoeisblue March 5, 2019
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Benjamin Franklin

When you are "founding" out that you are the "father" of a child age 3 or younger
I went to my ex's house, and she Benjamin Franklin'd me. I owe $5,000 in child support
by Sean HAN April 15, 2009
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benjamin slap

When one is hit in the face with a large fish
Luke was angry at Rob for being a bitch and gave him a big benjamin slap
by Luke Rowlands March 21, 2008
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Owen Benjamin

Owen Benjamin of America, shepherd of goats, king of bears, slayer of wizards, breaker of spells. In Owens free time you may find him playing the piano or trying to get Red Pill Rooster out of the Blackberry bush, but most of the time you will find him with his family.
Have you seen how tall Owen Benjamin is? He’s almost 25 rogans!
by Texas Bear August 25, 2019
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Benjamin Franklin

When a man licks another man's asshole for $100
Bruce, "Did you hear what Bryce did to Ben in the bathroom?"
Doug, "Yeah, man, he gave him a wet Benjamin Franklin!"
by Wherearemyhands January 21, 2016
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Benjamin Rigby

All these sweets are going to make me rather Benjamin Rigby
by Not Dip April 4, 2019
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British Benjamin

If you are a british Benjamin you probably say BOI a lot and try to see if people lie to you
by Cumberdoodel May 5, 2020
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