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Benjamin turner

Benjamin turner. A sweet guy who attracts almost every girl, fluffy brown hair and deep blue eyes that are easy to get lost in. Benjamin turners a pussy magnet, you'd be lucky to have a ben is your life.
person 1: did u see Benjamin turner today?
person 2: yes, he looked so hot today!!!
by ohnoidroppedmydog January 10, 2021
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Benjamin Chong

A silly kitten baby who makes lots of funny faces and funny sounds
Ravnoor: Benjamin Chong got caught carrying a Glock-9 with the switch to school today!
Aariz: No way! Thank God he didn't steal my insulin (I have diabetes)
by Benjamin Chong May 3, 2022
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Benjamin's Guacamole

When someone takes a massive runny green shit and tries to pass it off as guacamole
Steve: "Damn bro I just had green diarrhea"
Greg: "Cool let's bring some Benjamin's guacamole to the party"
by Unidef September 14, 2023
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Benjamin Bag

A container of marijuana costing $100. ALso callled benny bag, ben bag or B-bag. Size may vary . but should be the size of a base ball.
Alex, did u pick up that benjamin bag?
Ya dude, lets spark dis b-bag.
<friend that no one likes> I call roads!
by Tixon Diconderoga March 2, 2008
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Benjamin Franklin

One of the 'Founding Fathers', Ben Franklin was a well-known author, statesman, poet, musician, and inventor. Franklin was responsible for some of the most important features of the Constitution. Some of his accomplishments include:

* Inventor of Floam

* Paula Abdul's first dance instructor

* Amish Rake Fighting (scored 27 kills, 83 maims in first season)

* Known to place 'whoopee cushions' under Madison's seat during meetings

* Porked 1275 women during his lifetime

* Was able to leap tall buildings with a single bound

* Often dressed as a pregnant nun and walked through the streets shouting, "Come and get it, fellas!"

* Once walked into Congress after a night of heavy drinking and opened fire with his AK-47

* Liked to play with puppies

* Held regular staring contests with his neighbors

* Tried to have Hillary Clinton drawn and quartered

* Had girly-hippy hair

* Advertises on the $100.00 bill with a frowny face

* Prone to depression and extreme violence

* A Taoist-anarchist

* Hated tuna casserole
by Glastonbury Dex January 5, 2009
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Benjamin Harrison

The only President of the USA along with Martin Van Buren that didn't have an Urban Dictionary description (until now.) He was the only president to beat an incumbent and THEN lose to an incumbent back-to-back.
Did you know Grover Cleveland lost to Benjamin Harrison and THEN won?
by Mynoduesp A. December 30, 2020
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Benjamin Harrison

Benjamin Harrison and Funny Valentine are 23rd POTUS of their respective universes.
by Saitama 777 February 17, 2021
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