spend a battery

To sit in a cafe (usually with free wireless) using a laptop computer until the battery goes flat.

I'm going to the cafe down the street to spend a battery this morning, the coffee is good there!

by Davicles October 2, 2007

america's top bartender

A game invented one cold night by Mando, Catherine, Claudio, Sammy, Diego, and Andrew

It involves you teaming up into pairs competing for the best drink mix, whether it be the tastiest or the strongest.

The drink is mixed in secret then poured out for the judges, everyone rotates and at the end the best drink wins and everyone is a bit drunk, so everyone wins.

Mando: Hey you all wanna play America's top bartender?
Catherine: I'm down!
Diego: yea im game, even though I cheat with catherine!
Claudio: whatever... I'll drink to that
Sammy: ok, lets play! me and catherine are team 1

by lisa drive January 10, 2010

double-barreled assault and battery

(Not to be confused with domestic violence,m since more often than not, domestic violence is single-handedly one-sided): when both partners in a relationship commit physical, mental, emotional and psychological violence and abuse against each other, usually following acrimonious arguments.

IMHO Slava Voynov's recent case is double-barreled assault and battery, not domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.

by Sexydimma January 12, 2015

Big Mac Batter

When you shove a cum stained Fluttershy body pillow in the face of your unknowing partner while screaming "Call me Big Mac" then hitting him/her in the back of the head with a horse dildo.

Last night I gave my wife a Big Mac Batter

by Underskor September 21, 2015

Sound-powered phone batteries

A fictional object used as a hazing joke pulled on unsuspecting newcomers in the U.S. Navy.

Corporal Dodson: Colonel, the phone died.
Colonel Watts: Go down to the Supply deck to see if there are any sound-powered phone batteries.
Corporal: Sir, yes sir!
Watts: *chuckles*

by Intelligence001 June 24, 2016

The ol' slather and batter

The act of slathering tomato sauce on your balls.

Jake: "I'm bored..."
James: "Well I do have a jar of tomato sauce. We could always do the ol' slather and batter challenge."

by DBXL November 6, 2020

Du Lukker Bare Bøtten Mand

It means you are very beautiful in danish

Champ: Du lukker bare bøtten mand!
Hater: Raaah Fam, thank you

by lenglend.com September 29, 2022