backed up

An unusually large amount of semen stored in a man's body due to lack of ejaculation

I haven't jacked off in weeks. I'm backed up.

by Mudesi December 23, 2004

based on the novel Push by Sapphire

When something is so enormous a single word or two cannot describe it, it must be named and then followed by a long, irritating subtitle that must be repeated every time the original object is mentioned.

I just took a shit so big it was based on the novel Push by Sapphire.

by psdpro August 28, 2010

hand basket

A vehicle used for going to hell.

We're all going to hell in a hand basket.

by Fratley September 13, 2006

basketball booty

a female that has an ass that looks like 2 basketballs are stuffed into the back of her pants.

Azalea down at HOME DEPOT sure has got basketball booty.

by Jake March 6, 2004

dirty basketball

The practice of dipping or "dribbling" ones testicles into the vaginal cavity.

I was playin' some dirty basketball with Sheila last night.

by The Dribbler May 10, 2006

partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The best drinks at Krusty Burger. Also called "shakes" at "McDonalds".

"Hey, I heard they put a new McDonalds in down the street. Yeah, they have them same things as Krusty Burger, like these Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-dairy Gum-based Beverages. Except they don't call them that. No, they call them 'shakes'."

by Harvey January 6, 2004

Baltimore Basket

When you shit in a plastic bag from 711 and throw it into active traffic.

That guy gave me the finger yesterday so I gave him th ol' Baltimore basket while I was at the crosswalk.

by Irukandji July 11, 2007