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bastard

n, A person whose actions are motivated out of necessity rather than a moral code based around being perceived as nice or good.

antonym: dreamer
Movie: Flight of the Phoenix (2004)
Stuck in the desert with dwindling water supplies, Elliott (the bastard) executes an injered enemy against the wishes of the other suvivors, as he would die eventually anyway and they would have no chance of surviving were they to share water with him.
by Dyslexic Bibliophile May 8, 2007
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Spherical Bastard

Someone who's a perfectly smooth bastard no matter which way you look at him.

Also works with Spherical nutjob, spherical jackass.

Syntax: Spherical cuss-word

History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".

Source: dynamical-systems.org/zwicky/Zwicky-e.html
"Hey Eugene McLeroy!"

Eugene McLeroy: Yes?

"You're a spherical bastard."

Eugene McLeroy: Oh My!
by nostraticispeak June 20, 2009
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Fat Bastard

A big fat man from Austin Powers. He's Austin Powers obese enemy. Has huge moobs, a big fat stomach, is sweaty and is ugly as fuck... possibly the ugliest character in existence.

Also can be a name applied to anyone who's large and annoying.
by bosm January 28, 2009
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bastard child

A child born to unmarried parents, see Love Child
umm... what can you put for an example of such stupidity? No comdum.
by Tabzie July 18, 2005
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Bastardic

Bastard-like; something a bastard might do
EXAMPLE 1:
X: "Yeh, he put loads of gravel in my running shoes so I lost the year group race..."
Y: "That's just bastardic!"

EXAMPLE 2:
X: "I spent the entire night whining about Tommy. He really annoys me."
Y: "He's your best friend! You can be quite bastardic at times, y'know that?"
by Lansing108 January 11, 2009
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Bastard Been Fuck

Being a sly, horrible, dirty cunt who nobody likes.
"That Ben guy is a Bastard Been Fuck"
by Benmaz1f April 23, 2017
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Bastard

"What about his dad?"
"He isnt around."
"Oh so he's a bastard?"
by MisukiAmiko February 26, 2018
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