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Balloon-gate

Scandal in the making, especially one with national security implications, coming down the pipe at you at full speed.
If America doesn't react appropriately to the Chinese spy balloon hovering over the us in late Jan-early Feb 2023, this may indeed turn into balloon-gate
by Sexydimma February 4, 2023
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Shart Balloon

Everyone that voted in the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election; a balloon full of human waste, a mixture of both solid and gaseous.
Gender Neutral Example 1: Did you hear that Jacob voted?!

Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.
by Lilwhiteshark June 5, 2017
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Flying Balloon

A Flying Balloon is when a guy's partner blows into his dick, inflating his bladder, then sits on his belly forcing the air out, making a sound like an inflated balloon being released to fly across the room. It is best to attempt this if the recipient does not have to urinate.
She thought it would be funny to give him a Flying Balloon, until she sat on his belly and he pissed all over her ceiling.
by MainGun April 21, 2019
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Dick Balloon

Where you are with a girl, whip out a condom, put it on and she blows into the condom so it expands.
Damn, i was with a girl last night and she randomly gave me a Dick Balloon
by DickSmasherMcIronCock December 4, 2017
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balloon-gunning

The act of filling a balloon with the alcohol of your choice and chugging it.
Yo, did you see Tommy balloon-gunning those four beers last night?
by double_fist_those_ beers April 23, 2014
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Balloon Bashing

The act of cumming to aggressive to the point where you lose all control over your body, fall to the ground and bounce like a balloon. The results leave injuries similar to bieng assaulted, hence the 'bashing'.
Man after no nut November my Friday nights turned into a full on Balloon Bashing festival
by Daddywallace69 July 8, 2018
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coated balloon

You jizz on someones scrotum and then they put it in your mouth.
Last night at the sleepover he tea bagged me with a coated balloon. tea bag
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