awkward monday 

The Monday after you suck your best friend off.

Its a pretty awkward Monday today,after last weekend when Megan and John hooked up, don't ya think?

awkward monday by jdeeney May 13, 2008

Awkward Salmon 

A move that is part of the Awkward Animal Clan, an Awkward Salmon is performed when during an awkward situation, one puts his hands in between someone's legs, slapping them back and forth like a fish in a move basically identical to lesser known Awkward Trout.

Jane(in failed attempt to produce lulz):
I think Hitler was really a woman.



Tom(to another person present, not Jane in most cases):.... *AWKWARD SALMON*

Awkward Salmon by Girl On The Internets May 10, 2009

awkward threesome 

when a couple are hugging and another person joins them to form a group hug

Whenever Joe and Jill start hugging, Janice will join shouting "awkward threesome!" and kill the moment to spare everyone else.

awkward threesome by green_stop_sign April 7, 2010

Awkward Geoff 

A person who is exceptionally socially awkward, someone who does not know how to interact with other human beings especially those of the opposite sex. Favourite phrases include 'LAD'- used too frequently in an attempt to fit in, 'NICE GUY'- said about every male even if they are a proven tool. Awkward geoff's can be found doing awkward activities such as pictionary, playing halo, walking around with his guitar and attempting to handle his drink, normally a frugal, without getting rape eyes (unsuccessfully).

Oh dear you're such a awkward geoff!

Awkward Geoff by Callyroadmouse January 20, 2011

Awkward Hug 

A hug that is almost a hug, but climaxes as a cluster-fuck of random arm and body movement involving the two people.

Guy 1- Dude, Steve just saw his ex-girlfriend
Guy 2- Oh snap! I thought he said she wasn't mad at him anymore
Guy 1- She's not, she approached him
Guy 2- Did they hug?
Guy 1- No man, they AWKWARD hugged
Guy 2- Oh shit.

Awkward Hug by ben stiller faggot 69 April 9, 2011

Awkward Turtle 

In real American Sign Language. It means Platypus.

Friend making Awkward Turtle sign.
Friend who knows better: "Platypus?"

Awkward Turtle by Likitung. December 22, 2008

awkward film sex moment 

When watching a movie with family members and an unexpected sex scene comes on and no one will make a sound.

Also when two friends who had a one night stand together but refused to talk about it because it was weird watch a movie and a sex scene comes on.

When a family is having a great laugh and a sex scene come one and suddenly the room is silent and you can hear everyone gulping nervously and hear their sweat dripping.

Mom: "Oh my what an awkward film sex moment!"

Or

When two friends who have a sexual history are watching a movie together for fun and a sex scene comes on, and the room suddenly gets hotter and weirder.

Mary: "Awkward..."

Timmy: "Can we do that again?"

Mary: "........"

awkward film sex moment by pooponmeeee December 8, 2009