Audioart

Best damn bannnd everrr!

myspace.com/iaudioart

by -Mikey February 8, 2009

Audiosadist

someone who enjoys torturing other people with shitty, outdated, over-refrenced, pop-idol bullshit etc....

"the DJ at this bar is an Audiosadist man, i cant take it anymore!"

by bobmcbob420 July 10, 2009

Audio retreat

To take a break from the fast pace of modern life by listening to some chill-out and relaxing music.

"The first thing I do when I get in after a bitch of a day, is take an audio retreat."

While wearing headphones at your desk with your feet up and your hands behind your head try placing this sign on your desk:
"Please come back at a later time. I'm on an audio retreat."

by QualityJ August 21, 2009

audiosynthesis

n. synthesis of nutritional compounds with the aid of electromagnetic radiation, specifically that in the human audible range, combined with particulate matter gathered through the standard process of respiration

also: audiosynthesize (v.)
ant: photosynthesis

Aren't you glad that we have audiosynthesis, so we no longer have to worry about what to make for dinner anymore?

by Manthas February 4, 2010

audio cave

when you put on headphones to shut out the f*in world!

dude 1: dude, where's jon?
dude 2: oh he's in an audio cave, he's having a bad day.

by theDutch March 17, 2010

audio startle

When you forget you have your computer speakers on and one of those audio alerts (from spell checker,you've got mail,Weatherbug, etc) scares the crap out of you. Can also occur when computer is idle but the speakers are on if you have an Aquarium screen saver.(bubbling water)

I was already sitting on a poop knob when I received an audio startle that made me soil myself.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

audiophilistine

Person who is incapable of appreciating the superiority of expensive "high-end" audio equipment such as speakers, headphones, and audio cables (not necessarily derogatory). Compare to audiophile.

I spent $300 on these headphones, but I simply can't tell that much of a difference compared to my old $25 earbuds. I guess that makes me an audiophilistine.

by CaseinPoint July 13, 2012