Atom Splitter

A high velocity dual-angle (two-part/"split") cumshot created by the force of ejaculate around the cum-stuck center of the linear accelerator nozzle (cock-hole), resulting in a double splat of giz, typically on the face and headboard, the hair on both sides of the face, or in both eyes. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Cuban Missle Crisis.

See also... Adam Splitter.

I narrowly missed a facial, lastnight, when David pulled out and shot an atom splitter... I had to wash BOTH pillow cases!

by dbodude April 12, 2012

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atom dick

A dick of such low magnitude, that it is on the molecular level or lower. The word is meant to be an over exaggeration , as no dick of such small size could exist.

I think I know why Joe is always so pissed off. He must have an atom dick!

by The guy November 14, 2014

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Atomic suckjob

When a girl puts her full body weight on your knees and does a handstand on your knees while your sitting, she then gives you a blowjob while still upside down.

Steve: Should I talk to Molly at the party?
Barry: Definitely, I've heard she gives out atomic suckjobs!
Steve: No way really? Then she's the first target of Steve the pussy destroyer!

by The Definer 69 June 17, 2017

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Atoyot

It’s a Greek God From along time ago

“The only person that can defeat the enemy is atoyot”

by JFlowBBlow February 23, 2019

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A to G

Short version for the acronym ABCDEFG:

ABCDEFG is an acronym for:

Alcohol, Bud, Cocaine, Drinks, Ecstacy, Food, Good times.

John: "How much is the houseboating trip gonna cost me?"
Mike: "$300"
John: "What does that include?"
Mike: "$300 includes A to G"
John: "Count me in!!!"

by rueniii June 3, 2011

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