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presidential assassination

A presidential assassination is when you are giving a public speech at a podium and you ejaculate onto the back of the podium while no one's looking.
"Dude! My debate speech was extra special cause I totally pulled a "presidential assassination" during my final argument."
by marydelta September 24, 2016
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rectal assassin

worst halo clan of all time. no joke. so bad.
LOL YES WE'RE PLAYIN TEH RECTAL ASSASSINS I'VE NVR PLAYED THIS GAME B4 BUT I KNO THAT THEY SUCK SO I'LL WIN!!!
by DYLAN PLATEL September 24, 2008
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Anal Assassin

A gay man who will give it to another gay man in his anus. This term is usually used for the man in the relationship. The receiver, also known as a butt pirate, will receive the shooing in his anus. This man will shamely decline hot females due to his liking of male genitalia. He will also coin terms such as, "what's up... the sky!!"
Hot Girl: Hey Justin would you like to go on a date tonight?
Justin: Sorry, I will have to politely decline this offer.
Witness: Sorry hot girl but Justin is a proud Anal Assassin
by User2017 March 22, 2017
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Assasindonky

(n.) Assasindonky is fermented fig. People of ancient Greece put the paste onto the vagina of virgins so that they could "fuck" with the soothing cream inside there feminine organs painlessly.

This of course this ritual is utter bullshit. It was some creepy old guy who wanted to rub a virgins pussy. Everybody knows the only way to free a virgin of pain is to fuck her harder.It is said that some native tribes still practice it today in the for of creams and lotions.

The word assassin comes from the word assasindonky as during the 800's people began testing this idea and started to secretly rub virgin vaginas. This soon led to the aids epidemic in Africa ass they all fed the fermented fig to African slaves.
I told that dumb bitch about assasindonky and she believed me. Well, i had a nice fucking.
by Cody Chu December 21, 2009
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Silent Assassin

A prank where you wait for someone to go to sleep. Once they are asleep you start to jerk off. Once you are about to cum wake the person up and cum on them. Thus called the "Silent Assassin"
Person 1: "Dude WTF?? Why are you jerking off?"
Person 2: "I'm about to Silent Assassin that bitch in the other room."
Person 1: "OH, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
by El Dr June 9, 2010
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Pink Go-Go Assassins

A video that is somewhere on the net but no one will tell me where it is
You Pink go-go assassin, "you killed my father"
by v-Q November 24, 2003
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Assassins creed no life

A guy/girl who has played every assassins creed game non stop and obsesses over it. He/she looks up information on assassins creed 4 before its official reveal... he/she has no life... no friends and never sees the outside word. He/she tries to make the game as realistic as possible and sucks at it anyways.
"That dude is such an assassins creed NO LIFE OMG!!!!"

"dude he can tell you everything about assassins creed, hes such a no life"
by kissin yo mamma March 19, 2013
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