ANUS OIL

the nasty stuff that makes shit slip out of the anus instead of scratching and tearing and causing a splank. smells like shit and can also be used as a lube during anal sex.

it is said that many raspberry products (jam, jelly, candy) contain beaver anal oil. it's supposed to make it tasty and delicious.

dude, i cant put my toast in my toaster. im gonna use some anus oil.

by nasty shit November 16, 2004

Agnus

1. Latin/Greek for Lamb.

2. A character in the video game Devil May Cry 4 who is introverted, a mad scientist, black, has a monocle, has brown hair, and hates the main character, Nero.

1. I ate the agnus. It was good.

2. I hate Agnus! He stabbed Nero in the stomach!

by MisaTange June 30, 2009

anusface

a word to call someone who is being retarded or just being a plain douchebagel.

dude this guy came up to my door and threw egg and dog dung at my window! hes such an anusface! he even left his clowup doll for me!

by LivingdeadKat October 11, 2007

Anus Game

A game where the player takes the title of a movie and substitutes one of the words for "anus". Originally made up by a thirteen year old who now resides in Northern Virginia.

The Anus Game:

"Fun with Dick and Anus"

"The Anus who would be King"

"Indiana Jones and the Anus of Doom"

by resto776 September 27, 2009

laughing anus

A tickle in or around the anus. itching of the ring piece.

I have outlandish laughing anus!

My laughing anus is just completely utterly ridiculously uncontrollably horrendous!!!

I can't handle the laughing anus. :-)

by cheese mongral March 29, 2010

Village in my Anus

When you put a handful of fire ants and sand in your partners ass and fuck them in it. After you're finished with your business, take what's left over of the colony and put it in a blender and make a smoothie then you share it with you're grandparents.

Damn that Village in my Anus left me raw, at least it tasted great afterward.

by Star Platinum August 15, 2014

Gaynus in the Anus

Something that is so gay that it is equivalant to taking it in the butt

Dude working at KFC is Gaynus in the Anus

by Alex Da Cook December 4, 2004