Fuck apple

This fucking shit apple has no quality only profit.

You know what Fuck apple. No one likes then they only like looking rich.

by A neutral opinion May 25, 2020

apple fight

A mysterious pastime involving apples. People are invited to a secret location. Once all participants have arrived, shut and lock the doors, close the windows, pull the black-out curtains and turn off the lights. You then proceed to pummel your friends whilst shouting "APPLE FIGHT BITCHES!" If apples are not making a "pew pew pew" sound, you're doing it wrong. For our American counterparts, apples may say "pew, pew, pew, 'merica"

"I showed up at this party and next thing I knew people were pummeling me with apples! WTF?"
"That was an apple fight dude"

by Hur Rue September 21, 2013

Big Apple

This is how non-New Yorkers refer to New York City.

Dude 1: I'm so excited to visit the Big Apple this summer!
Dude 2: Dude, if you wanna blend in, don't EVER call it that...

by AnalogKid17 January 6, 2012

salty apple

rubbing your balls on the pussy after you've blown your load

I just have her a salty apple

by bustardbreasts September 29, 2018

Apple Chapel

Apple Chapel is best known to teenagers of the north shore in particular those from Knox Grammar.

Rumor has it that a teacher was coming back from detention when they heard a sound coming from inside the chapel. To their surprise they found two boys with their pants around their ankles and apple sauce in hand.

They say that they licked it of each other and used it as lube.

Needless to say the schools been stuck with the reputation ever since. Many people don't believe this to be true but after the arrest earlier this year.....well who knows.

"Hey did you hear about apple chapel?"

"yer that's nasty stuff"

by ily4uract October 7, 2009

apple fag

that guy that wont shut up about his new macbook or iphone or imac or how great it is to own an apple product. I GET IT! YOU'RE HIP AND TRENDY! who gives a fuck...

prima: HEY! check out my new iPhone! it's got a BROWSER!
secunda: cool story bro... what an apple fag.

by ASSHAToftheCENTURY November 11, 2009

cinnamon apple

Your baby. Your main boo. Your bae til the end. The person that's not supposed to leave you for anyone else causing you to fly into an threat-filled rage on the curb in public.

I thought you loved me! You were my baby. My fucking cinnamon apple.

by LeRoy Jankanz August 29, 2014