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anal kombat 

Typically an act during sexual foreplay where one partner chooses various objects from around the room and attempts to stuff two handfuls into the anus of the other participant. If completed within two minutes, the partner taking the stuffing yells, "Round 2, Fight!"
I shat a tv remote this morning and was clueless for a moment until John reminded me that we had anal kombat last night.
anal kombat by vanceanity June 1, 2015
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anal sanders 

A.) The creepy old man who ate Kernel Sanders and roams the night as a male whore taking chicken instead of money for sex.
N.) The act of stuffing/shoving/ramming KFC brand chicken up your lovers rectum (a.k.a. anal cavity) and proceeding to eat it out while they scream, "FINGER LICKIN' GOOD!"
A.) When your feeling horny and daddy asks what you want for dinner and you proclaim, "Anal Sanders!".
L.) When your aunt Betsy overcooks the Thanksgiving turkey and it tastes like Kernel Sander's butthole.
Aunt Betsy: How's the turkey, fam?
Little Tim: This tastes like what daddy did to mommy last night!
Uncle Steve: Ahh, your Aunt Betsy and I know the good ol' anal sanders well.
anal sanders by KinkyAnal.Cum April 25, 2016
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Anal shells 

Shells that go inside your anus
*inserts anal shells inside anus*
Anal shells by Hairline1234 May 15, 2016

Anal Nugget 

Another word for a piece of shit, usually used as an insult
Friend:*nocks drink out hand*
You: Hey man don't be such an anal nugget
Anal Nugget by J.F.S.F July 19, 2016

Anal Boy 

A person in prison who drops the soap, on purpose, during every shower because HE likes the outcome.
Ashton is an Anal Boy.

anal compression 

The act of sticking an object up the anus and applying pressure to condense an object for a higher quality version of itself.
After his clean joey, Jon performed some anal compression on the banana that he planned to eat. It came out so good he couldn't help but share with Sarah, Lady and the Tramp style.
anal compression by PGVaginamort November 22, 2016

Anal Glory 

Husband: how about some Morning Glory
Wife: I can’t I’ve got my period
Husband: It’s alright we’ll do Anal Glory
Wife: OK
Anal Glory by Term Deposit September 1, 2019