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tardigrade amnesia

When you get so drunk you somehow become impervious to any sort of physical harm, and survive the strangest and most dangerous encounters, without remembering any of it. Named after tardigrades, small animals that can survive in almost any conditions, even in the vacuum of space.
"Dude, what happened? You look like shit!" "Uhh I... lost a drinking contest? ... beer pong? there was a water bucket bong? I don't remember ... think I fell from the balcony into a bush and passed out.. and slept in there until the morning..." "What the fuck? That's some hardcore tardigrade amnesia!"

"So Marc woke up bare ass naked on the beach under an inflatable boat. He didn't know where any of his stuff was so he had to walk two hours to his mom's place wearing some tarp he found on the beach." "Dude it was freezing outside last night!" "Yeah talk about tardigrade amnesia"
by Ironballs March 1, 2020
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threshold amnesia

upon reaching some sort of threshold, whether a doorway, the index of a book, google, or the kitchen, usually after smoking a big fat stogey, that you stop and say to yourself, "what the fuck am I doing here?"
I took a big bong hit with Bob the line-cook out the back by the delivery entrance then went back into the kitchen opened the big door to the walk-in freezer and said to myself, "what the fuck did I come here for?" That's threshold amnesia.
by Udoli Smirgl January 19, 2009
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Amneet

A pimp who is also an asshole. Makes jokes about everyone and everything not even his close friends are safe from his roasts but at the same time is extremely funny and any one around him has a good time.
Dude!! Amneet is here we can start the party now!!!!
by lfjmfkjr July 28, 2013
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Amethyst

Amethyst could be referred to as a person who is a mutant. A pirate fish or a rabbit fish. Not always however as they could also be called Indie Rock girls or Rockers!
Shes such an Amethyst
by Richard Farlander October 25, 2007
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Amnesia Dark Descent

Amnesia: The Dark Descent (Also known as "That game pewdiepie plays") is an over exaggerated overrated nonscary game where you have to get an orb or kill alexander or some shit no one cares about
The only scary parts were the torch turning on and the brass bull (Probably just me. I had to pause for an hour because i imagined what it would be like in one of those things)
Pewdiepie buttbuddy:OMG DID YOU SEE PEWDIEPIES NEW AMNESIA DARK DESCENT VIDEO ITS SOOO SCARY OMG PEWDIEPIE IS THE BEST
Normal person:Shut up you autistic fuck
by jjr51802 November 6, 2013
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Anete

Anete you are such a baby
by Justin_welsion June 30, 2020
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phone amnesia

the condition that occurs when one makes a call and is preoccupied, so when the recepient picks up the phone the caller momentarily forgets who they are calling
(ring ring)

Me: hello?
Caller: oh...um...who is this?
Me: what?
Caller: oh wait sorry i just had a case of phone amnesia.
by johnbob06 September 30, 2008
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