affection erection hours

when nicole and erin go from “FUCKING CHOKE ME” to “lemme kiss his neck and play with his hair” in .2 seconds

oh god it’s affection erection hours

by shnackn March 6, 2019

one direction

5 sex gods that give teen girls sexual frustrations, indescribable feelings, and put them in fragile states.

Tumblr fans know everything about them. If you question their omniscience or love for the boys, they will shove carrots up your bum.

One Direction puts me in a fragile state.

by Tumblr fans know June 27, 2012

Directioners

People who love five wonderful boys, One Direction. They are very dedicated to them, and will do anything for them. You will know if you are talking to one if they use a face with"¡(" and ")¡" in it.

Sydney and Bailey:Omg! I saw Kevin today! ¡(°•°)¡

Bob:You are are an Directioners?

by SydeySmith565 March 29, 2013

affectionate bullying

when you bully your friends/partners but you still love them

Real life example of affectionate bullying:

Guy: Suck my 7.5 inch dick.
Girlfriend: You have a tiny willy.
Guy: You're gay.
Girlfriend: I love you.
Guy: I love you too.

by 7.5inchMonster September 4, 2011

Directionators

Directionators (also known as anti-directioners) are people who openly dislike the boy band One Direction. Normally, it's their music they'll detest, but some hardcore directionators will accuse the members of 1D of being talentless, ugly, etc. Directioners consider Directionators "Jealous" of the group and will often send death threats or torturous "promises" their way without thinking twice.

Beliebers (fans of Justin Bieber) often act the same way as Directioners, and target their rage towards "Non-Beliebers".

Directioner: "OMG DIRECTIONATORS ARE SOOO JEALOUS OF ONE DIRECTION THAT THEY CAN'T SING LIKE THEM. YOU GUYS BETTER NOT CLOSE YOUR EYES TONIGHT!!!"
Directionator: "woah... chill out. And, aren't you, like, 11?"

by max the electropunk guy October 1, 2012

Directioner

A directioner is someone who supports the band "One Direction" We know a TON about them and love their video diaries... Most people would call us "obsessed fans" but we feel that we are just dedicated. Some of us think that you have to know everything about them when all you really need to do is support Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, and Liam Payne. We also ship Larry Stylinson but know it is just a bromance, we take their weirdness and love them for who they are

a-"Omg, did you know that Louis loves spoons?" "You're such a directioner"

"I just can't wait to meet the boys one day and tell them how proud I am, I'm a true directioner"

by CurlysGotSwag1D September 7, 2012

Directioner

There are many hardcore One Direction fans. The One Direction fandom, is the deadliest fandom. Only certain people are allowed inside the fandom, and if you don't know the exact minute each boy was born, chances are they'll tear you to shreds because you claimed you were a 'Directioner'.

If you don't know the address of each boy, and their families by heart, you are not a 'Directioner'. If you haven't watched them since the X-Factor, you're not allowed in the fandom. If you don't know every inside joke-even if it was from three years ago-you're not a 'Directioner'.

So, if you don't know every last thing to know, about One Direction, don't call yourself a 'Directioner', because the fandom will rip you limb by limb.

If you say something like:
Niall likes Cats!
Harry loves Carrots!
Louis is 'Daddy Direction'!
Liam loves His Hair!
Zayn loves Food!,
You're not a Directioner.

by A Wise Person February 22, 2015