Alchemy

Slang for turning useless or old objects into money via pawning or other such methods

*as stated here a primitive form of chemistry this is the true definition of alchemy

eg: Jim sold me a bag of oregano claiming it was cannabis, Alchemy of the highest order i paid 50 quid for a bag of legal herbs.

eg 2) Found some old necklace in my attic, apparently its vintage i flogged it for 500 quid. My alchemy skills mean i'm getting pissed tonight

by datguy1datguy2 July 15, 2011

acheted

franglais for "bought"

Oh man, I acheted some hot shoes yesterday

by bittydit July 29, 2005

face-ache

Overexposure to 'facebook' - a social networking website. It describes a situation or person who uses unnecessary applications, completes tedious quizzes and tests, uses real money to buy 'virtual gifts' and continuously pokes and/or gets poked by other facebook users.

Dweeb Numbnuts was doing so many quizzes and receiving so many pokes on facebook that he was developing face-ache.

by JezGex February 28, 2008

oh ahem

term referring to describe complete awkwardness when in a situation when you have nothing to say but OH AHEM/OH AH!

dude your fly is undone
OH AHEM!

by irishfitz February 20, 2010

nob ache

(Aus) A pain in the ass

He's no good, a fucking nob ache

by Jimbo February 23, 2004

Weed-ache

Defenition 1: When you smoke a massive amount of Marijauna in a short amount of time, usually one night, and wake up with a massive head ache.

Example

Stoner 1: Dude, we must have smoked between one or two ounces last night brah!

Stoner 2: I know dude. I have a huge head-ache!

Stoner 1: Man, you got the weed-ache!

by Potsmoker42069 December 11, 2010

alchemy

The fictious science of turning base metals into gold.

I can turn lead into GOOOLD, with alchemy.

yeah.

by b3mus3d July 21, 2005