hoodie-woody

Refers to your "reaction" when a gal playfully yanks your hoodie-strings to clinch up the hood around your nose and cover your eyes, and then pulls down your pants, causing Mr. Happy to "rise to the occasion" with the knowledge that something wonderful is about to happen in his general vicinity, even though you can't visually determine what activities the cutie has in mind.

Horny stud: I always get a major hoodie-woody whenever Tiffany pulls the bonnet-strings on my jacket, since I know she's got a killer blowjob in store for me.

by QuacksO March 4, 2018

woody

A joke most people use for having a boner, either in school to avoid detection by teachers or parents.

Person 1: I cant seem to get a woody on when I see her.
Person 2: Maybe you have erectile woody then.

by penguns January 11, 2021

Woody Rat

Woody Rat is a rat from the series from youtube and also has a big social media following on other platforms

Woody rat is a chad.

by anonymous April 21, 2022

Woody

something that u see when u wake up, also considered as an extra leg or bone

ayo today i got the biggest woody no cap

by @gortonramramdey November 24, 2023

Giant Woody

Owo

That mans giant woody looks like a Sonk Ponkle

by The Amazing Flabble Smark Man March 26, 2023

boston woody

When a Red Sox fan uses a wooden baseball bat as a dildo on themselves

Ye, my bro Jay Foster got wicked smaht and gave himself a Boston Woody at the ballpahk and now the kid can't walk too good

by CallTheAquarium December 19, 2015

woody fruity

Woody Fruity is the name of an godlike Gragas player

yo is that my boi Woody fruity?

by URBANMANTHATLIKESNOTHING July 4, 2017