Mmballs's definitions

Texas joust

Two erect men compete with there dicks in a bare bottom joust of the penis until one becomes limp. The winner then get the spoiles. (possibly a woman)

I completed in a Texas joust to win the heart of my woman.

by Mmballs October 4, 2021

Hobo slip n slide

A sexual situation usually consisting of a group of sexual partners but, may be performed as just a pair. While fornicating participants soil themselves and the surrounding area. Producing a slippery surface to fornicate on.Found mostly in dark alley ways where the homeless live.

Dirty Mike and the boys were last seen at the hobo slip n slide on 7th.

by Mmballs October 5, 2021

Steven Woody, (the Woody)

The act of dreaming about divine sex only to wake up and find your roommate drying his wet balls on your erect penis.

I hate getting Steven Woody, (the Woody) on a weekday.

by Mmballs October 4, 2021

Dirty pepper punch

Fisting a woman until she gets to completion without washing your hands.

I gave your sister the old dirty pepper punch during my lunch break!

by Mmballs October 5, 2021