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Cuntface Von Clownstick

The actual birth name of Fuckface Von Clownstick's(aka Donald Trump) egotistical daughter aka Ivanka Trump.
The fuhrer's daughter Cuntface Von Clownstick is a major twat just like her father.
by superbipolar420 January 22, 2017
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Die Neue Ordnung von Templer (founded in mid-2019) is German for "The New Order of Templar"

DNOvT is a Christian-based organization that is heavily inspired by the French Foreign Legion.

The group is based in the United States of America.

Strictly pro-Constitution, one of their primary missions is to dispose of any & all tyrants, domestic & foreign, who dare spit in the face of Liberty.

Although they are a Christian-based group, people of all backgrounds are welcomed with opens arms, similar to the FFL.
"Have you heard about Due Neue Ordnung von Templer?"
"No..?"
"Well, they're one of many growing militias here in the States."
"Oh, really? What's with the German though? It'll paint them as white supremacists by Mainstream Media?"
"That's the point. I guess? Die Neue Ordnung von Templer doesn't give a damn what people THINK they're about. Their founder made it quite apparent that he will personally hang a tyrant regardless of origin."
by Contingency_Bravo May 27, 2020
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A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.
Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.
by janpasi August 21, 2022
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Von

Von is intelligent and hardworking. He knows what his values are and upholds them. He stands up for his family and people he cares for. Von is the guy you want around he will listen and talk on the phone for hours with you. Von is the guy you don't want to lose. Von is attractive and has abs for days. Make sure you find your Von (just don't take mine)
Who's is Von?
Von is cool :)
by Little Po June 24, 2022
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Von mentality

You usually use this word to describe Von's ability to always come back in a Gang Beast round. Von is known as a comeback king and a strategist, this is all because of the von mentality.
Person 1: HHAHAHAHA im gonna win this game
Von: Nah cuh
*Von does something crazy*
El matador: Nah thats that Von mentality
by King Diddy Von February 25, 2025
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Von

Von”. They are the “best girlfriend” you could ever ask for when you need them. they will always have you back no matter what. There voice is so amazing, they are so Talented and loyal.
Friend 1. “Did you know von is really talented
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Von

The one who stands above god.
Also has a very large dick and/or ass.
Omg you're such a Von.
by Bill g8s June 8, 2021
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