Southern sledgehammer

When a tick bites the head of your penis and it swells.

Sorry babe, no sex tonight. I was in the woods today and came home with a southern sledgehammer

by Adenamarie July 25, 2023

Southern Jackhammer

A sexual act where you pour 1 to 2 beers of budwizser in a girl's ass, then you fuck her in the ass doggie style till beer and shit starts flying out of her ass. Then follow with a southern dumptruck.

Man, my girl got so drunk last night, I gave her a southern jackhammer, then she gave me a southern dumptruck.

by Alabamalife May 21, 2021

Southern dumptruck

The sexual act only followed after a southern jackhammer, in which the girl sucks your dick off and licks all the cum, shit and beer off your dick and balls. The male usually is unshaven and not showered. It's usually a summer family tradition.

If you give her the southern jackhammer you better have a southern dumptruck ready to go!

by Alabamalife May 21, 2021

southern wreath

A toilet seat hung from the door to celebrate Christmas.

Billy Bob went to the junk yard to find an old toilet seat to use as a southern wreath to decorate the trailer's front door.

by Chad DD December 25, 2008

Southern bull

Like the famous term southern bell referring to a spoiled girl from the south , southern bulls are boys from the south very stubborn and spoiled.

You are a southern bull.

by Westsidemorman July 29, 2017

Southern Tyke

A species of fish commonly found in northern Minnesota, specifically near the area of Finlayson. Related to the Northern Pike. The Southern Tyke swims upside down due to its familiarity with the southern hemisphere.

Governor Jesse Ventura: "We weren't catching any Northerns that day so we started fishing for Southerns. The Southern Tyke puts up one hell of a fight!"

by Phantom Lord March 7, 2017

Southern Traditional

The Southern Method of beating their wives when they don't do the dishes

A southern traditional is a sweet way for the household male to keep the house straight.

by edimop November 22, 2020