Fuck-Wad

The collective pile of goo that forms after two people have engaged in sexual relations.

Man me and Jessica went ad it like crazy last night. I came 3 times and her even more. Afterwards there was the biggest Fuck-Wad you ever seen. I had to change the sheets!

by paulmor909 November 28, 2012

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Get the Fuck-Wadmug.

cunt wad

He who is also known as (aka) Furbie, Firbie or the Firminator.

That Cunt Wad has fucked up again. Firbie, you Cunt Wad! If you had a brain, you would be dangerous, CUNT WAD!

by Paul Biggs June 20, 2007

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Get the cunt wadmug.

It actually comes from the old days of musket guns, where a wad (strips of cloth) was packed down in the barrel to create a seal between the gunpowder and the bullet, increasing the internal pressure when the gunpowder fired, and thus speeding the bullet.

A musket is a muzzle-loaded, smoothbore firearm, fired from the shoulder. Muskets were designed for use by infantry.
A soldier armed with a musket had the designation "musketman" or "musketeer".

"I ran out of ammo, General Washington, so I shot my wad."

(When soldiers ran out of bullets, they would resort to "shooting their wad".)

by Tiny Pteranodon July 16, 2013

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Get the shot my wadmug.

D Wad

A term meaning "jerk, or man-ho, or bitch-ass-nigga" quoting my friend Tyrone and his brother Michelangelo.

It often is used between friends as a joke.

It is also spelled; D-Wad, Dwad or "D" Wad

Also meaning someone is a dick, but not a full dick, so they are a dick wad; or piece of dick.

Tyrone: Youre a bitch-ass-nigga.

Michelangelo: Well Youre a D Wad

by ... WTF is a pseudonym? October 17, 2008

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