New door mat

Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home

My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown

by Rustybuffalo January 5, 2023

Mats

Mats is a guy who would absolutely violate you in bed. He is the strongest and smartes species of male humans you can find. Every Mats has a big penis, the size can be compared to a baseball bat or a 1.5 Liter sized cock. When you see a Mats you will instantly be dripping wet as if you just came.

Mats: Hey, my name is...
Girl: IS IT MATS?!
Mats: Yes, is it because you can see my third leg?
Girl: Sex?

by Yellowskin rizz September 7, 2023

mat coir

A guy who is afraid of cockroach , and so dumb in class and always sleep in class

Hey awe u a so mat coir

by Awes December 30, 2017

Le Mat

Le Mat (Sometimes known as "Le Fou") is the name seen for "The Fool"'s tarot card in the Tarot of Marseilles, which is a deck of tarot cards made in France around the 17th century, in (you guessed it!) Marseilles. It comes from the Italian words: "Il Matto", literally meaning something along the lines of "The Madman".

The character arcana in the Persona series for Igor is The Fool. When you look closely at the assigned card, you will see that it says "Le Mat" on there.

by kk_a February 10, 2025

Mat c

Detachable cock soup cutten like carrots in soup with special sauces and very tasty all served by dog/turtle

UMM MAT C OCK IS VERY DELICIOUS MMM NICE PINK COCK

by detatchable cock February 17, 2021

Splat Mat

That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.

Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!

by Wadsley June 29, 2023

Fat Mat

A classic pre-announced, announcement.

in typical Fat Mat style, MCU let us know they would soon be announcing their planned announcement.

This here serves as notice of an announcement of an upcoming announcement.

by Citizen 204 November 30, 2021