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amateurz

pro guy who makes pro hacks in pro game called pro growtopia and pro makes pro hack called pro project pro autism
guy1: hey i wanna buy project autism
amateurz: ok how you pay
guy1: but i need fixed files first
ama: you dont need any fixed files
amateurz: so how you pay
guy1: i already said,first fixed then project autism then money + 1$ donation so its 21$
ama: you dont fucking need fixed files
ama: fucking autist
guy1: wow you are untrusted now
ama: infact u were scamming with ur shit site pornhub.com
ama: me gonna take it down
guy1: haha,kid,what are you going to use?loic or hoic?
ama: your site is down noob
guy1: no i go report local niggerian police
guy1: bye i block you
by some retarded noob July 11, 2017
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amateur colonoscopy

The act sticking mentos up your ass, and then cracking open a 2 litre diet coke, and fixing the opening of the bottle into your colon, then rapidly shitting the mentos out and letting the foamy foula flow up into your anus.
Last night was amazing i did the amateur colonoscopy with my chick!
by FuckFaceButLessFucky March 21, 2021
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Amaterasu

Japanese Shinto Goddess of the Sun
The most powerful God in Japanese mythology
Also called Amaterasu-Ōmikami
(天照大御神, 天照大神)
One of the major Kami.
Oldest recordings of Amaterasy are from the Kojiki (680 AD)
and the Nihon Shoki (720 AD) Amaterasu is the highest deity in Japanese mythology. In the most famous legend about her, she shuts herself away in a cave, bringing disasters to both the world and heaven.
Child: When was Amaterasu made, Dad?
Dad: 680 AD.
Child: Thanks
by hngfndhnd May 3, 2022
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D’amato

A Middle Aged Fat Italian Man who smells of burnt cigarettes, garlic and olive oil. Typically from The New York Area.
That guy At the back table in sweat pants is a real D’amato.
by Red2 January 24, 2019
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elite amateur

Gamer fuel makes you sweaty, gamer fuel makes you an elite amateur.
by not atti February 23, 2021
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amateur radio

Intellectually stimulating hobby enjoyed by men and women, young and old, and people of all cultures. Not just for balding men.

Includes a number of sub-hobbies, including: morse code (CW), digital modes (think chat on the radio), amateur television, even bouncing radio signals off the moon. Endless possibilities.
I've been an amateur radio operator for 15 years, and it's a great way to meet new friends and introduce one another. Don't listen to the haters.
by spatulasaucepan March 10, 2008
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amateurcrastination

When someone puts off doing something for only a day or two; non-professional version of PROcrastination, which is when someone can put off doing things for weeks, months or even forever.
Bob's attempts at amateurcrastination, with respect to his rent, were often foiled by his landlord.
by Craig7 February 16, 2008
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