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Jake

A really kind and intelligent guy!
Not the tallest but works around his problems!
One of the hottest guys to walk on the planet!
Loving, caring and very sweet

Just unlucky I didn't get him 😔
Wow I really want a Jake 😅😅
by Stephanie Mifsud March 6, 2017
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Jake

A Jake is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Jake. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Jake dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!
Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?

Guy 2:No, why?

Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!

Guy 4:Jesus Christ!
by PooperDoppers December 5, 2016
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Jake

by I made god my bitch November 1, 2019
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Jakes

Typically the brother of one of your best friends. Jakes are known to be a bit precious, high drama, slightly narcissistic and far too good looking for a one syllable first name. Most Jakes are found in California, with some recent sitings in upper-middle Wisconsin in the Jewish quarter.
Jakes being such a dick again!

Don't you mean Jake's being such a dick again?

Yeah, but Urban Dictionary wouldn't let me post something that specific.
by UM&UAE2021 December 5, 2019
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Jake

Someone that has the smallest penis and likes to rape little boys
“There goes Jake again”
by Jake likes boys October 12, 2018
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jake

My babe, the most amazing boyfriend, and a cool ass person to be around!
by kool365 November 30, 2017
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Jake

The funniest person you will ever meet and has a great taste in music and everyone likes him
I wish I was jake
by Therealbeaver January 11, 2018
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