my dog ate a bagel

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.

employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.

by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008

hot dog in a bun

When a man puts his testicles into a woman's vagina and then rubs his penis between her butt cheeks.

She didn't want to have sex or anal, so we had a hot dog in a bun.

by Henie Minie May 9, 2011

dog in a bathtub

The sexual act of placing both penis and full scrotum inside the anus of your partner. Said act is aptly titled as pertaining to the complication factor of performing the act of keeping a Dog in a bathtub.

Dude, that girl is ill. She let me give her a dog in a bathtub!

by The Broiler July 16, 2008

dog of a cunt

“Dog of a cunt” - An expression or phrase used when describing something you dislike.

“I caught Sara high on meth again digging through my change draw. Fuck me, she is a real dog of a cunt.”

“ I stubbed my big toe on the corner of the fridge, it hurts like a dog of a cunt”

by Turdburgla September 14, 2019

Dog in a tub

While doing a woman from behind in her vagina, bringing one of your testicles up and over your penis and inserting it in her anus. Which is harder then getting a 'dog in a tub'....

by Roostafy April 21, 2003

Hot Dog On A Stick

Corndog - Its a saying used when somebody gets excited.

HOT DOG ON A STICK.....I don't believe it.

by MoleDeMesa October 2, 2003

Dog on a roof

A surprising comic juxtaposition, often indicating disorder or chaos.

I was traveling in Cuba, and it was totally dog on a roof - buildings falling apart, mule carts facing down buses, and guys going to jail for getting mugged.

by Global domination guy June 10, 2011