pie crust

The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.

Dude I forgot to take a shower last night and still have pie crust all on my wank.

by GOD 042078 October 25, 2006

pussy crust

As a insult in order to force them to be grossed out and wander off with pictures in their minds of a not-too-nice nature.

Carla Blaney your such a pussy crust!

by aLLhAiLMeGaN July 20, 2004

Morning Crust

When you spend all night buying pay-per-view pornos and rub the pope all night long. You eventually pass out and in the morning when you wake up your sheets are all crusty from your spooge.

Guy 1: Hey man what's going on?
Guy 2: Oh, you know, putting clean sheets on, dusting the mattress.
Guy 1: That's bullshit you spent all night jerkin it and now you have Morning Crust.

by NewbCube June 20, 2007

crotch crust

On laundry day, the milky white flaky powder found in the crotch of a particularly sexual young lady.

I perused the assortment of pretties in her laundry basket, finding crotch crust in her panties.

by Alan October 02, 2004

Preeti crust

Some crusty ass boi who doesn’t know what personal hygiene is 🤨 .

Crusty ass preeti crust is crusty and doesn’t know hygiene and doesn’t shower and dusty and musty and musty and

by Bobber sack July 20, 2021

semen crust

When you ejaculate and a crust of semen forms over the hole on the head of the penis

I hate after I cum I gotta wipe off the semen crust nigga

by Niggalodeon November 17, 2014

soft crust

the opposite of hard core, not cool, no fun, boring, loserish

"That bitch is soft crust man!"
"I know who would ever wanna hang out with a loser like that!"

by Sarah May 12, 2004