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evil lag

can be used to describe anything funny, outrageous, or just plain annoying. Also can be used as an interjection. Can be randomly said.
*someone steals your potato chips* Evil Lag! Give them back!; My door was being an Evil Lag today and refused to open, so I was stuck outside in a long and violent blizzard; In 6th hour today, we watched a boring video, so I just randomly said "Evil Laaaaag!"
by TGQ May 24, 2009
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evil kenevil

when you get every green light when you are driving down a straight street. e.g. you are driving down the street and no red light stops you while you are on your way.
Yo I just pulled an evil kenevil on my way over here.
by smith dog March 6, 2010
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evil l33t

Adjective:

1. When something is so l33t as to be positively wicked.

2. Something l33t, but in an evil way.
H4x0r J03: "OMFGW7F DUD3!??1!! U M4D3 T3H C4S3 M0D FR0M T3H W0ND3R BR4!?!?? TH4T IS 3VI1 L33T!!!1!!"

"Even Pete, a sworn Darth Vader fanboy, was forced to admit that Sephiroth was the personification of evil l33t."
by Joshua B. Wright April 9, 2004
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evil person

A person who is evil and likes to be mean
and force people to do things for them,
including getting drinks, food, and medicine.
Often times, the evil person will tend to blackmail the other people
by threatening to take away things, such as air.
EP: J, get me my drink.
J: What? Why?
EP: Because I'm awesome and I told you to.
J:But what if I don't want to?
EP: Then you're not allowed to breathe.
J: Damn you!
EP: Do it!
J: Fine... God, you're an evil person!
by Makoto Chiyoru January 16, 2009
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Evil Couch

a lunatic and an excellent video game music video producer
Have you seen the new Evil Couch vid?
by Trunkillah June 16, 2004
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evil smurf

A sexual act involving choking one's partner until their face begins to turn blue and then ejaculating on their head, thus simulating the white smurf hat.
Hey Bob, I gave your wife an evil smurf while you were in that meeting!
by The Phantom Definer January 27, 2005
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Evil Poptart

The king and lord of all pop-tarts who will one day liberate all of his kind and take over earth as the master race.
"We worship you, O mighty Evil Poptart!"
by Negative November 11, 2003
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