Woman

The one who makes the food. And cleans.

Make me a sandwich, woman.

by sdv95 June 19, 2010

woman

Something to fuck when a man or lesbian is done smoking cigarettes and beating inferior animals.

Where's that woman, I need to fuck something and the only thing I have is the lifeless body of this cat I just beat the shit out of.

by womensrights90210 July 22, 2011

womanizer

supposedly britney's new comeback song. the song basically repeats womanizer over and over throuout the song.

britney: "womanizer woman womanizer your a womanizer oh womanizer oh your a womanizer baby"

me: stfu what song can possibly be more annoying than this

britney: "gimme gimme more gimme more gimme gimme more"

me:commits suicide by listening to britney spears over and over again

by boogaboogaboo January 23, 2009

woman

1. The best sandwich making machine known to man kind.
2. Necessary for male existence, without them we would starve from a lack of sandwiches

I told that woman to get out of the way of the TV and make me a sandwich.

by I <3 Sandwiches April 18, 2010

Woman

A female human men will NEVER understand. Will have children when fertalized by men. Has very long puberty time. Will get grouchy and hormonal during period. Do NOT confuse anger with period or they will RIP YOUR HEAD OFF.

Men: You seem angry. Are you on your period?
Woman: What..Did..You..Say?
Men: I said you seem mad. Are you on your PERIOD.
Woman: -Randomly grabs knife out of pocket and cuts man to peices-

by thatsrealOMG May 23, 2018

woman

a person that was born with a vagina

person A: "hi guys i'm transgender"
person B: "no you're not you're a woman you have a vagina"

by bahsbsbss September 10, 2022

Woman

Toy for men that makes food cleans the house and gets used for sexual gratification

My woman mopped my floors dusted the furniture than pitched lasagna noodles ricotta cheese ground beef and pasta sauce and made me a delicious meal and then got down on her knees and sucked my penis until I ejaculated into her mouth while I ate it

by Chauvinisticbastard August 17, 2021