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witton

yo dont be such a witton that's to gangster and shit
by boss hoggggggggggggggg January 29, 2009
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sex without the afterbitch

That Monster is like sex without the afterbitch!
by thatchikk798 June 11, 2009
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Witboy

The definition of 'Witboy' is a white male.
Yo witboy
Thats me man whatup
by mister March 17, 2005
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Life Without a Helmet

Bronx, NY - based podcast featuring the gut bustingly funny unintentionally comedic musings of the four hosts Joe, Matt, Dave and Jr. They discuss a plethora of subjects from how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse to the length of Joe's ball sac. They often have friends on to promote music ventures, business grand openings or just to join in the skullduggery. Fans are encouraged to post questions on their Facebook page to be answered every week, as well as their weekly Urban Definition.
Derp- "Hey Jamie, do you listen to Life without a helmet? i hear they are available on iTunes!"
Jamie- "Yeah, i do. Even though one of them wants to sodomize DaVinci's mouth."
by HelmeteerNumeroUno September 22, 2012
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No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?

Catchy father-to-son wisdom meaning to never forget to wear a raincoat or somebody is going to get wet.
I was explaining the birds and the bees to Tommy, but my pitch was outdated. So I simply stated: No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?
by 808Rockz June 10, 2014
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a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.
by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008
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