The Wedge

A relatively uncommon haircut similar in practice to the 'faux hawk'. Hair is brushed inwards to reach a peak in the middle, however this peak is substantially longer and more extreme than the faux hawk. The wedge is a familiar haircut on the extreme scene, and has a small cult following.

Check out the Wedge, that guy must have been growing his hair for months.

Alex has been growing his hair for months, as he believes The wedge is the most manly haircut.

by Roberto12 December 13, 2008

lint wedge

When putting on fresh from the dryer undies, and nice string of warm lint becomes trapped in the butt crack.

Man#1: I was so mad yesterday when I woke up to a fresh lint wedge right up the corn hole.

by BillyDeath April 19, 2010

gorkn'wedge

The abundance of goods confined in a small area.

When heated, expands giving off a natural sensation.

"Before band practice, we all partook in a righteous gorkn'wedge".

by dogwithau July 25, 2010

Power Wedge

Optimal slot with which to insert your group within a division.

I was able to insert the entire group into the Power Wedge.

by Firestrm September 8, 2012

meat wedge

Slang for a gross, sloppy, beat down dirty twat.

Man, I took this chick back to the hotel last night and beat up her meat wedge.

by PaSoundo April 24, 2014

nice wedge

When someone or something does something you don't like or approve of, or pisses you off, tell them their wedge is nice. Can also be used for when someone does something stupid/humorous. Or for anything really.

Person 1: *trips over own feet*

Person 2 'haha dickhead, nice wedge!'

by JiMumma April 26, 2014

rhys wenger

A man with an incredibly small penis but girls think it's big. Likes football and an addiction of speed but not that kind of speed. Overall a cool guy.

Girl: I want his d so bad, it must be massive -Rhys wenger

by White van man in town December 10, 2016