Dick Waste

An irrelevant human being.
This word was made famous by a cast member of JKNews.

Guy1:I can't believe he reminded the teacher about the homework
Guy2: Yeah. What a dick waste.

by Kimchi Slap May 1, 2019

word wasting

Talking way more than necessary to get the point across. As Mose Allison would say "your mind is on vacation & your mouth is working overtime."

She was talking to hear herself talk, in other words, word wasting.

by mardavet quail January 25, 2014

A waste of dick

When you have such a large penis it's a waste of dick. No one wants it because it would wreck them.

That's a waste of dick my friend....can i have it when you die

by Dickeyrific32 May 1, 2019

Turkey Wasted

Eating so much turkey it knocks you out.

Thanksgiving dinner was great, but I'm Turkey Wasted bruh

by B-Ritz Cracker November 24, 2016

Absolutely Wasted

A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.

Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!

by LionelHutz February 17, 2017

Canary Wasted

To get extremely drunk at parties while throwing oneself on random people to end up throwing up all over the place then pass out with one's eyes open.

"Did you see Abby at the party last night?"

"Oh. My. God. She got so Canary Wasted."
"That is so ratched it makes me want to puke. But first, let me take a selfie."

by Canary Wasted May 21, 2014

Waste of time

The ex your still talking to

Karen: I still talking to my ex

Rachel: your ex is a waste of time drop him

by Dumbbitch1102 April 27, 2020