Turkey Wasted

Eating so much turkey it knocks you out.
Thanksgiving dinner was great, but I'm Turkey Wasted bruh
by B-Ritz Cracker November 25, 2016
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Wasted Wank

The realisation that your child is a fuckwit and you would rather of just had a wank that night.
Oh for fuck sake Jason get your head out of the railings. You really are a wasted wank.
by PhilMiddy June 07, 2016
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Toxic waste

Phrase used to describe the people on Twitter, especially gay 14-year-olds.
"Dude I just checked Twitter, there was so much toxic waste."
"They probably called you 'bestie' and got horny over fictional characters, huh?
"Yeah man, and they were all little gay kids."
"Sounds pretty radioactive."
by Cxdavreous March 04, 2021
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Gainesville wasted

Peter Pan syndrome for residents of Alachua County. Examples include:

-Moved to Gainesville with a scholarship to UF, but flunked out fall of freshman year.

-Days spent near campus without any real attachment to it.

-Working at non-brand retail stores near Downtown to "keep on keepin' on."

-Has a loose, flaky plan to take a class at Santa Fe in 6-7 months, without actually enrolling.
"Shit, Kevin's really hittin' the books."

"Nah dude, he flunked out in Spring 2010. Kev's still waiting for his pop punk band to get signed. He's Gainesville wasted."
by Gnmuller November 30, 2021
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shit wasted

Words that emphasize the drunken state, it can also be used to preview a desired state of mind.

Caused by excess drinking & minor marijuana consumption.
Lory: Get off the floor Jennifer! Let's go home!
Jennifer: Yeah! I don't know how I got so shit wasted.
Lory: You had a drink in your hand all night.
Jennifer: NottTruuu... *barf.
by Dfrenchpirate December 04, 2015
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Waste baste

To cover yourself in excrement.
I saw a vagrant on the train this morning engage in an act of waste baste. Commuters were dry wretching and there was corn in his nose.
by Zonal K September 24, 2019
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Kalamazoo Wasted

The level of alcohol intoxication that you can only reach when you are in the college town of Kalamazoo Michigan.
Bro I was straight up the definition of kalamazoo wasted after you gave me 5 of those LBJ's.
by jvan45 February 18, 2013
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