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weiner jacket

A Very Potter Seqeul reference, used as an insult; when someone/something is acting stupid in a gay manner (essentially, a condom)
Amy: Stop being mean!

Greg: Stop being a weiner jacket!
by mission:implausible November 17, 2010
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Warner Axiom

The statement that "people who don't actually use a password regularly should not be able to pick said password".

The assumption being that one would pick a password at random... or worse, from some "hip" list of l337 phrases because they want to seem relevant. Typically this is also done without consideration for being able to reproduce the password later on.
IT Employee: "What password should we use for our Cisco Routers?"

Marketing Employee: "How about 'brokDedz0r*' ?"

IT Employee: "Sorry, we'd be breaking the Warner axiom by letting you pick. What the hell does that even mean, anyway?"
by theboblive January 25, 2012
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Warner

Warner said he wants to get back with me but then says it was a mistake later, but then says he will take a bullet for me .. headfuck
by Wooooooooowwwwwbrooooooooooo August 16, 2018
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Waiter

An individual belonging to an old money family who chooses to spend their time idly a
while accomplishing very little. These people may or may not live comfortably, with or without support from their family, while they ‘wait’ for their older, wealthier relatives to die.
Has Carter done anything since graduation?

Not really, he tells his family that he’s a playwright, but he’s a waiter — his grandmother is 96
by KinleyTyne February 9, 2021
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bumble weiner

To be a fuck up/ screw up. Always doing stuff wrong.
That kid fucks up all the time, he is such a bumble weiner
by Getter November 9, 2007
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jean weiner

The bunching in the area of your crotch, making it look like you have a boner.
Damn, look at his jean weiner.

or

I don't want to move my hands because I am embarassed by my jean weiner. IT'S JUST THE WAY THE PANTS FIT WHEN I AM SITTING!

or

I wish my real weiner was as big as my jean weiner
by Mandoooo March 5, 2008
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Rapid Weiner Wacking

When a multitude of guys, usually gay, smack their wieners against their friends’ wieners at a very fast pace. They tend to all join together in a circular formation to begin the game. Traditionally, the person who stays in the circle the longest wins. (Bruises and lost pubic hair should be expected)
Hey bro, wanna do some Rapid Weiner Wacking with the bros tonight?
by Jacob Price February 7, 2018
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