Woody hoody

Using a leaf in place of a condom.

My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

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Toody Woody

To have have a raging erect penis,

To have a crazy boner

Dude, Franco i have a major Toody Woody right now.

Stop it babe, you’re giving me a toody woody.

by Bozos&Gizmo November 29, 2024

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Person 1: wow there are a lot of hot girls In today
Person 2: yeah I've got a work woody

by LewyLew June 19, 2017

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When you crush your penis in between two 2x4s and start jerking it.

Bob: I had A Woody two days ago!
Joe: That's the reason why your penis needed surgery?

by Cowboy 66421 May 20, 2025

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walking with your penis instead of your legs

man i was so bricked i had to woody walk home

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The act of going up to a man named Hunter and pinching the tip of his penis

Hey it’s Hunter! Give him a “little woody”

by ElijahWebTerm April 01, 2024

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A definition can’t define him but he’s one of the realist person you’ll ever meet!

“Dad, I want to be Woody Ah Fuu when I grow up”.

by Anonymous Ah Fuu November 23, 2021

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