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winter logging

when someone freezes a poo and uses it as a dildo for either themselfs or others. soon the ice will melt leaving a poo filled vagina.
girl 1 "yesturday i left a poo outside and in the morning it was as hard as ice and so i stimulated my vagina for the rest of that day with it. i just love winter logging"

girl 2 "um... ok"
by the public illustrator November 14, 2009
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Winter Woman

A really fat woman that could only be useful during the really cold winter season.
by DJ D-Rek January 6, 2008
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winter is coming

A phrase used to warn your partner or significant other that you are about to orgasm.
by MikeyBthehuman May 31, 2014
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winter boyfriend

Your boyfriend from Thanksgiving to Valentine's Day. He's there to ensure that you have someone to bring to parties and someone to exchange gifts with.
I met this guy in October. I think he'll make the perfect Winter Boyfriend since he doesn't have long-term potential, but he works for a jewelry company so I'll get excellent gifts for Christmas and Valentine's Day.
by Freejinn November 18, 2013
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winter park crew team

A general term relating to any crew team that rows in the winter, and travels to various national parks. When traveling, they compete with other "winter park" teams. Can be used as a negative term as well.
Jane: "What? You only try half the time like a winter park crew team?"
Bob: "I suppose so. I am a lazy, irresponsible, and can't commit to anything it seems."
by TMunsta January 3, 2010
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winter sports

Just every single winter sport. Like snowboarding, skiing, ice skating, hockey... the list can go on forever. there's a separate olympics for these things!
Person: What do you think of winter sports?

Person: Which one?
by Mel Relph February 22, 2009
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Winter's bone

A winter's bone is a sexual act in which the giver enters the talent from behind while holding a snowball (connoisseurs prefer one composed of lightly-packed, freshly-fallen Park City snow) against the small of the partner's back. Body heat will cause the snowball to melt, and the ice cold water will trickle down to where the deal is being done. For an increased degree of difficulty, the producer can forgo the snowball and plunge his junk into a snow bank after several thrusts for the same chilling effect. Real pros know the perfect count is seven thrusts between dips in the snowpack, one thrust for each desired distributor (Searchlight, Lionsgate, Focus, Summit, Weinstein, Overture, Apparition), and will call the distribs out in order while plowing away, hinting at the kind of gratifying release only over-worked and under-sexed acquisitions executives and sales agent can fully appreciate.

For maximum authenticity a winter's bone is performed at a film festival, preferably with a festival volunteer as the receiver. Bonus points are awarded if the act is performed within sight of a theater that screened Debra Granik's 2010 Sundance Film Festival Grand Jury Drama Prize-winning film.
After sitting through Welcome to the Rileys, Teenage Paparazzo, happythankyoumoreplease and The Imperialists Are Still Alive! in one afternoon, it was only the winter's bone with the hostess from High West Saloon after the Joan Jett concert that made it a day worth having gotten out of bed for.
by Cashier du Cinema February 6, 2010
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