Mythitcal creature with a human name of Alex or Brandon who hide underneath young boys beds and when the child is asleep they attempt to snap of their wieners. THESE CREATURES AREN'T SMART! So they don't succede much of the time but when they do...They run around screaminf,"I have a wiener!!!"
by Bobby HIll BIlly March 7, 2010
Get the Wiener Snappermug. Scientific name: Gluteus Maximus Penis
A genetic disorder identified by the position of the Penis. This condition occurs when the penis is near the gluteus maximus or in the crack. See a doctor about this, if you haven't already.
A genetic disorder identified by the position of the Penis. This condition occurs when the penis is near the gluteus maximus or in the crack. See a doctor about this, if you haven't already.
by QrccrQ July 27, 2011
Get the Butt Wienermug. by modelmarie February 23, 2010
Get the Wiener lesbianmug. by moomoo21 October 28, 2019
Get the He Wienermug. Phil: "What a rockin' club! Time to get my groove on!"
Matt: "Uh...I don't know man...there seems to be a substantial abundance of weiner in this joint."
Phil: "Whatever, I'm gonna go dance with that HOT girl over there!"
Matt: "No no wait dude, that's a..."
(Phil goes over to the "girl")
Phil: "You must be from Tennessee because there's a mirror in your pocket."
'Girl' (deep voice): "Just come here bitch!"
Phil: "Hey baby that cell phone in your pocket keeps jabbing me...let me fix that for you...wait a minute...what the...OH SHIT!!!" (runs away)
Matt (laughs hysterically)
Phil: "Damn, come to think of it, it was a little suspicious with all those effeminate guys dancing to the Village People in leather jackets."
Matt: "You grabbed a transvestite's dick, man."
Matt: "Uh...I don't know man...there seems to be a substantial abundance of weiner in this joint."
Phil: "Whatever, I'm gonna go dance with that HOT girl over there!"
Matt: "No no wait dude, that's a..."
(Phil goes over to the "girl")
Phil: "You must be from Tennessee because there's a mirror in your pocket."
'Girl' (deep voice): "Just come here bitch!"
Phil: "Hey baby that cell phone in your pocket keeps jabbing me...let me fix that for you...wait a minute...what the...OH SHIT!!!" (runs away)
Matt (laughs hysterically)
Phil: "Damn, come to think of it, it was a little suspicious with all those effeminate guys dancing to the Village People in leather jackets."
Matt: "You grabbed a transvestite's dick, man."
by Nick D February 18, 2005
Get the substantial abundance of wienermug. The act of applying crazy glue to the inside of one's foreskin prior to "docking" (see also: docking), thus creating a Chinese finger trap effect, hence the name Chinese weiner trap.
Dude, last night I got caught in a Chinese wiener trap and ripped the tip of my dick off trying to get it out.
by James' Adam's Apple May 18, 2011
Get the Chinese Wiener Trapmug. Auditor 1: Man, Dan is really scowering those records.
Auditor 2: Something must have "tickled his wiener" when reviewing those reports.
Auditor 2: Something must have "tickled his wiener" when reviewing those reports.
by Bpopp August 26, 2013
Get the Tickled his wienermug.