A type of muffler that is used for shitty cars (mostly rice burners such as toyota and nissan) that makes a very low-pitched hum. Shit whisltes are used to make the cars seem to have a sizable amount of power and/or speed. When rubber meets the road however, the car proves to be a heap of shit.
Dumbass: Dude, that supra sounds awesome! I bet that thing could tear it up on the quarter mile!
Smart person: No, that's just a shit whistle. The car will actually run about a 15 second quarter mile.
Smart person: No, that's just a shit whistle. The car will actually run about a 15 second quarter mile.
by The REAL Moonshine December 18, 2005
A penis whistle is when you blow into your victims penis and the sound of a whistle comes out there arsehole.
by merpderpp December 23, 2010
Not quite a snore, but more than heavy breathing thru your nose. That high pitched whistle from a properly stuffed nose
by pjgrossman January 24, 2008
A man who has a girl move in and puts her in the spare room to watch his bastard child, while he brings home fat chicks to sleep in his bed.
I thought he was a real douche whistle when I saw the naked chick go to the bathroom. But the baby was crying so I couldnt ask.
by slangmasterbitches August 22, 2008
A noise that comes from the air of a queef or a fart travelling over the veins of a man's erect penis during sexual intercourse. Every man has a different dickwhistle because every man has veins in different places and of different sizes.
Billy's dick whistle is short and high-pitched because he has a small and not very veiny penis.
Jamal's dick whistle is long and triumphant, like a trombone.
Jamal's dick whistle is long and triumphant, like a trombone.
by TheManColin November 06, 2009
by Ms. Alisa September 30, 2006
by Annahl Seppaigé October 21, 2007