A penis whistle is when you blow into your victims penis and the sound of a whistle comes out there arsehole.
by merpderpp December 23, 2010

Not quite a snore, but more than heavy breathing thru your nose. That high pitched whistle from a properly stuffed nose
by pjgrossman January 24, 2008

A man who has a girl move in and puts her in the spare room to watch his bastard child, while he brings home fat chicks to sleep in his bed.
I thought he was a real douche whistle when I saw the naked chick go to the bathroom. But the baby was crying so I couldnt ask.
by slangmasterbitches October 15, 2008

A noise that comes from the air of a queef or a fart travelling over the veins of a man's erect penis during sexual intercourse. Every man has a different dickwhistle because every man has veins in different places and of different sizes.
Billy's dick whistle is short and high-pitched because he has a small and not very veiny penis.
Jamal's dick whistle is long and triumphant, like a trombone.
Jamal's dick whistle is long and triumphant, like a trombone.
by TheManColin November 6, 2009

by Ms. Alisa September 30, 2006

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by spaceyyy February 16, 2014
