Whack Shack

1) A make shift lean-to made in ones bed room out of blankets, chairs, pillows, and the bed itself, where one masturbates in privacy.

2) A covered shower in a locker room where one wanks.

whack procedure:
Get in
Get off
Get out

1) Everyone knows what my roommate is doing when he is skyping his girlfriend and brings his laptop into his whack shack.

2) The quarter back swears hes straight, but hes not fooling anyone when he suggests drilling a glory hole into our locker room whack shack.

by Mr. Billy Shears February 17, 2009

sack whack

See above, other synonyms include:
Pattack (Penis attack)
Nut tap

Getting nailed in the junk. Ow.

see above

by Big Tim November 14, 2003

Whack

'Whack' is actually a verb that can replace absolutely any other.

i'm gonna whack myself out of here
whack yourself over here
whack me a call later/ whack me a cigarette/ whack yo momma on my face etc

by Paul the Badger December 9, 2003

Whack

Something annoying/ridiculous. or out of place.

The hockey match was whack
That food tasted whack
That place was so whack

by quinn_allman_iz_belta December 28, 2005

Whack Attack Syndrome

When a person attempts to reason a point they have with completely false evidence or something they had just made up.

Zack had a severe case of Whack Attack Syndrome when he wouldn't let us in his basement for no reason at all.

Jeff had W.A.S. when he said Matt didn't have a chance with Kelsey when Jeff didn't know anything.

by paka322 May 4, 2009

coke whack

after doing blow, you bounce from the party early to go home and jerkoff.

Dude he needed it, he just left after hitting that line for an early evening coke whack.

by Shockpiece January 10, 2008

Sperm whack

The act of hitting an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually by a man upon a woman.

Walter gave Mary a sperm whack between her cleavage.

by Caesar Anonymous IV November 20, 2010