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Wassay

To wassay is to be completely fail at what you are doing
Man you just wassayed that math test
by piecake June 21, 2011
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wasp

White Anglo-Saxon Protestants.
WASPs make up about 50% of the population of Winter Park, Florida.
WASPs in Winter Park were one of the reasons why Jeb Bush was re-elected as a governor.
by KRHimself June 10, 2006
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wasping

The act of either loitering around and staring expectantly at, or outright stealing someone else's food whilst they're trying to eat it.

'Wasps' will typically not buy anything whilst you are getting food, with the excuse that they are not hungry. This is a ruse, as they are already planning a future attack on one of your pizza slices for when you next look away.

If caught in the act, a 'wasp' will either defend themselves by pointing out how they don't have any food, how you have too much food, or how they weren't hungry five minutes ago, but are now. This is bullshit.

'Wasps' should be swiftly and efficiently dealt with by a quick squirt in the eyes with bug spray, like you might any other insect-y bastard. Another prevention method is to cover your food in something only you would eat. This will repulse 'wasps' and most likely cause them to tell you how "disgusting" it is. This is only because you have spoiled their food-freeloading fantasies.
Stop bloody wasping on my chips, Jason! I asked if you wanted any when we were in the chippy, and you said you weren't hungry!
by Grammared! August 6, 2016
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WASP

AH A WASP
Jerry:WASP!
Jim:AH WHERE!
Timmy:RUN!
by sjhcbdshakubf May 28, 2018
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WASP

A fellow regarded as arrogant and snobby. Typically one who is eligible to wear such impressive winter gear such as deerstalker hats, cowboy hats, plain skullcaps and overcoats and scorns any guys who wear winter jackets and either go bareheaded or wear pansy headgear such as pompom snow hats or baseball caps. So called because their attitude resembles that of a typical "White Anglo Saxon Protestant," snobby and condescending.
"Coach Stillman and Nathan are such WASPS, always trampling us just because they wear impressive headgear and overcoats while we wear winter jackets and go bareheaded," said Robert and Hayden.

Todd is quite the WASPtowards Tom, just because Todd wears impressive headgear and an overcoat while Tom either goes bareheaded or wears a pompom snowcat or baseball cap and a winter jacket. Once Todd even slapped the letter U and the number 3 on Tom's bare head; what a WASP!

Gary is also quite the WASP towards poor Jim, especially when he sees Jim lose his pompom snow hat in winter.
by JMC70 March 16, 2019
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wassem

wassem is the sexiest guy ever, he gets all the shordies around him. Everyone gets jealous when they are around him especially Ryan.
someone: Do you know Wassem?
a girl: yess i love him so much he is sexy
by sophia1121 November 22, 2019
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Wass

Pure Awesomeness. The greatest thing known to man. Godliness. And henry. Daniel. Weenis --> Wass. Can be made into a heavenly cream called wass cream.
¡Henry, stop eating my wass! ¡I was saving it for later!
by WassCream November 9, 2019
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